THESE ARE YOUR RIGHTS: Torture Is Over If You Want It
WHY WE FIGHT: Stuck In The Court Of The Crimson-Faced King, A Weary Nation Says No Mas; Meanwhile Back In America, Citizens Celebrate THROW THE BUMS OUT Day By Going To The Polls In Record Numbers
Turns out the Washington Press Corps was right. It wasn’t funny. It was sad but true. On every level.
ENDORSEMENTS: Inquirer Almost Gets It Right, Again
INKY EDITORIAL BOARD: In the Eighth District, Republican incumbent MIKE FITZPATRICK vows to remain a moderate in his caucus. He calls for a new Iraq strategy, understands conservation issues, and knows his district well, having served 10 years as a county official. The Democrat, Iraq veteran Patrick J. Murphy, needs more seasoning. We’re guessing this was some kind of innoculation against the inevitable cries of ‘liberal bias’ the Inquirer Editorial Board would open themselves up to out in the exurbs if they endorsed the entire Democrat side of the dance card. What a buncha pussies! Sometimes there just isn’t two […]
SALUTE WHEN YOU SAY THAT: New Poll Shows Fightin’ Dem Murphy In The Lead Plus Michael J. Fox Lends The Marty McFly Seal Of Approval
Levittown, PA — Today, Patrick Murphy, former captain in the United States Army, Iraq war veteran, and the Democratic nominee for Pennsylvania’s 8th Congressional District, released a poll showing him with a five point lead over incumbent Republican Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick. In a poll conducted by Global Strategy Group from October 29th – 30th, Patrick Murphy leads Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick 46% – 41%, with 13% undecided (MOE +/-4.9%). This is a clear sign of momentum for the Patrick Murphy for Congress campaign.
HEAR THE FAT LADY SING #2: Curt WelDONE To Admiral Sestak, ‘You And The Liberal Media Sunk My Battleship!’
Sestak unleashes turnout machine The Democrats’ strategy could rival the GOP’s success at organizing on behalf of U.S. Rep. Curt Weldon. By Todd Mason Inquirer Staff Writer A confident Joe Sestak is working on the final surprise in his startling bid for the Seventh Congressional District seat: a turnout machine to rival the Republicans’. “The polls show that we are at least seven [percentage] points ahead,” Sestak told volunteer poll workers Wednesday night attending one of three required training sessions. “But we’re working like we are eight points behind.” His opponent, U.S. Rep. Curt Weldon (R., Pa.), isn’t conceding, even […]
ONE SENTENCE EDITORIAL: John Kerry Should Have Been Bound And Gagged And Kept In A Secure Undisclosed Location Until The Election Is Over While The Fightin’ Dems That Actually Know How To Play Hardball Without Taking It In The Nuts In The First Inning Slug It Out In The Trenches With These Pricks; And PLEASE GOD, We Don’t Ask For Much, But Let This Be The Much-Needed Period On This Kerry ’08 Talk We’re Hearin’ ‘Cuz You Only Get To Blow It Once, And Then It’s Somebody Else’s Turn To Blow It, Just Ask Howard Dean, And Besides THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!
“How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?” –John Kerry, 1971 Huffington Post: Secret Of Comedy Is TIMING Chicago Tribune: Kerry Cancels Campaign Stops In Philadelphia & Minnesota Michelle Malkin: I Am A Cunt With Teeth
Project S.M.E.R.C. or Wiping The Smirk Off Smerconish With The Dirty Rag Of Truth #2
Like the War On Christmas, the War on Halloween is another Red State canard. Repeat: IT DON’T EXIST. Are you listening, Uncle Fester? Sure, it’s not that big of a deal, but if you give these people an inch they’ll take Iraq. Seriously, if you don’t call ’em on it the next thing you know Santorum is equating it with man-on-my-pet-goat marriage. Check this bulk email invite to Michael Smerconish‘s…wait for it…Un-PC Halloween Party: A few years ago, a letter came home from one of my kids’ schools saying that for Halloween, please dress the children up like someone from […]
Media Matters To NY Times’ David Brooks: What Part of SANTORUM SUCKS COCK IN HELL Don’t You Understand?
Now that we have your attention, what Media Matters actually said was: NY Times‘ Brooks lauded Santorum’s anti-poverty work, ignored his charity-related controversies: Summary: In a recent column, David Brooks wrote that if Sen. Rick Santorum loses his Pennsylvania Senate seat, it’s “probably good news in Pennsylvania’s bobo suburbs” but “certainly bad for poor people around the world.” Brooks, however, did not mention the controversy surrounding Santorum’s own charity, or his attacks on prominent international humanitarian groups. Media Matters: Making Media Matter Since A Coupla Years Ago Attytood: Bono Is Wrong-O, Seriously Santorum Sucks You-Know-What In H-E-Double-Toothpick
BREAKING: Document Shredder Truck Spotted Outside Cheney’s House
VIA WONKETTE: Spotted on 10/19, by an eagle-eyed Wonkette reader: The Mid-Atlantic Shredding Services truck making its way up to the Cheney compound at the Naval Observatory.Fun fact: Mid-Atlantic Shredding Services has been contracted by the Secret Service for our Executive Branch’s record-not-keeping needs. The present contractor providing Pickup & Destruction of Sensitive Waste Material services is Mid Atlantic Shredding Services and the current rate is $0.095 cents per lbs. You better get crackin’, Dick — that evidence won’t destroy itself! Wonkette: Stop Him! He’s Getting Away! Very….Slowly Phawker Wonders: All kidding aside, why isn’t the media descending on this […]
Public Service Announcement: Admiral Sestak Sinks Weldon’s Swift Boat Before It Leaves Dock
Daily Kos: Scalping The Chicken Hawks Previously: Weldon Says Fed Probe Sticking Out Of His Rectum Was Put There By Sneaky Dems
War Pig Watch: Blackwater Is About As ‘Green’ As A Golden Shower
Excepting St. Paddy’s Day, when everyone pees green. Check this shit out: You may have heard of Blackwater USA. They’re the shadowy, Virginia-based soldier-for-hire company with roots in the U.S. military intelligence community. It has reaped untold millions in Pentagon and Homeland Security contracts since the advent of the Bush administration, from the fires of Fallujah to the floodwaters of New Orleans. Simply put, Blackwater USA is not the kind of company you’d expect to get behind the Green Party, with its far-left platform that ostensibly seeks to pull the United States out of Iraq and end the type of […]
Deep Thoughts: About New Beck, Old Wars, John Prine And How To Give A Dirty Santorum
As a boy I wanted to be Sherlock Holmes when I grew up, but now I’m thinking I wanna be Nigel Godrich. Seriously, the “it” boy producer’s life is most people’s idea of a rock ’n’ roll fantasy camp. Just take a look at his day planner for the last couple of years. Monday: Give Paul McCartney edge. Tuesday: Dial back Thom Yorke’s edge. Wednesday: Make Beck a man. Ironically, it’s the latter who suffers the greatest cred deficit these days. Some say Beck jumped the shark back at Midnite Vultures. Others lost faith when they found out he was a […]