NEWS CLUES: It’s Like Adderall For Your Eyeballs

PORNO FOR THE DEAF: They Hear It Even When You Can’t
fingersex.gif While many a hearing person has muted a porn video, it’s nice to have a choice about what you want to hear — or see — and what you don’t. Deaf Bunny (NSFW), the first deaf-owned and deaf-staffed porn company, launched in August with the mission of making porn accessible to deafies and their hearing partners in as many forms as possible.Through subtitles, sign language, cartoonish thought bubbles, full audio and blatant use of technology, anyone can understand the complex plot and tangled relationships portrayed in the company’s first DVD release, Naughty Deaf Roommates. [via WIRED]

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SQUEEZED: Juice No Longer On The Loose

oj_simpson_mugshot2.thumbnail.jpgLAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) — O.J. Simpson was taken into custody in Florida on allegations that he violated terms of his bail by trying to talk a co-defendant out of cooperating in a Las Vegas armed robbery case, court documents say. O.J. Simpson faces trial on 12 counts, including robbery and conspiracy. Simpson, 60, is to go before a Nevada judge on Wednesday at the request of Clark County District Attorney David Roger. The prosecutor filed a motion Friday to revoke Simpson’s $125,000 bail. Court documents obtained by CNN say Simpson allegedly tried to reach co-defendant Clarence Stewart though his bail bondsman. That was a violation of the terms of his release, according to a transcript of his bail hearing attached to the legal papers. [via CNN]

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Pregnant Marine Believed Dead, Target Of Rape Complaint Prime Suspect

pregmarine.jpgThe mystery of a missing pregnant marine may turn out to be a homicide. Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach, who disappeared from Camp Lejeune on December 14, is believed to be dead, said Sheriff Ed Brown, of the North Carolina county where the military facility is located. The principal suspect is the man, a fellow Marine, who Corporal Lauterbach had accused of rape. Sheriff Brown said investigators have “tangible evidence” of Ms. Lauterbach’s death, and said authorities were searching for the body. He would not say how she died, other than it was of an “injury to her.” He said it did not appear she had delivered the child she had been carrying before her death. Her body was said to be buried in a “residential, wooded area” within the county that includes the base. Investigators are looking for Cpl. Cesar Armando Lauren, 21, who appears to have fled the base as the circumstances of the case unfolded. [via NEW YORK TIMES]

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NAKED BRITNEY TO COPS: ‘Don’t Cover Me Up, I’m Fucking Hot!’

3britney_spears_07.jpgSources say when the cops showed up, Britney was locked in the master bathroom with Jayden James. Officers saw Britney from the backyard holding Jayden, who did not appear to be upset. Britney refused to come out for nearly three hours. When she did, all she was wearing was panties. Britney was incoherent, screaming at the cops, “What the f*** are you doing in my house? I know who you are.” She continued ranting, “I don’t need your f***ing help.” At one point Britney, whose moods swung wildly from laughter to rage to sobs, hollered, “You will do as I say.” At some point Britney put on a see-through nightgown. Before police took her outside, they wanted to cover her with a sweater, and she screamed, “Don’t cover me up. I’m f***ing hot.” Britney’s assistant and nanny were present during the standoff. At one point the assistant told the police that Britney had been “popping pills” all day. [via TMZ]

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