“What about Gillian? Didn’t she write HALF THE FUCKING BOOK, you moron. Best, Legs” — Please Kill Me Co-Author Legs McNeil responding to Sydney Scott’s book review in COMMENTS [Legs, you are STILL the punkest! Keep biting the hand that feeds, somebody’s gotta stick it to The Hand. Best. — The Editor. P.S. Write? The whole book is quotes from other people!]
GOP: Gang Of Obstructionist Pricks
HUFFINGTON POST: A private memo distributed by the Republican National Committee calls for like-minded advocates to help defeat President Barack Obama’s health care proposals by delaying its consideration. The memo, which was obtained by the Huffington Post from a Democratic source, provides the clearest illustration to date of the political playbook being used to stop Democratic attempts at a health care overhaul. Much of the material mirrors the speeches and presentations made by conservatives both inside and out of elected office to date. Obama’s plan for health care is deemed an “experiment” and a “risk” that could bankrupt the country […]
BREAKING: Beastie Boy Adam Yauch Has Cancer
NEW YORK TIMES: Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys announced Monday, by way of a homemade video placed without fanfare on the band’s Web site, that he would be receiving treatment for cancer and that as a result the group would cancel some future shows and push back the release of a new album. He did not give specifics of the veteran hip-hop group’s plans in the 3 minute 23 second video. Its next scheduled appearance is at the All Points West Festival in Jersey City on July 31. MORE EDITOR’S NOTE: The following ran last summer on Phawker… ILL […]
RECONSIDER THIS: Please Kill Me
BY SYDNEY SCOTT So, there I am. It’s 2004, sophomore year of high school, and I’m wearing my black and pink Hot Topic t-shirt, studded belt, and ripped jeans. My favorite bands were Avenged Sevenfold and Good Charlotte and I was trying my best to appear all angst ridden and mad at the world. I pretended to like the Sex Pistols even though I couldn’t really get into them and feigned disinterest in school when in reality I enjoyed it. This is what punk is in the suburbs these days. Imagine how my whole world changed when I picked up […]
ABOUT LAST NIGHT: Too White Crue
BY JONATHAN VALANIA FOR ROLLING STONE As the health care debate rages in Washington, Motley Crue weighed in with a loud-and-lewd vision of health care reform in Camden, New Jersey Sunday night when they kicked off the opening night of Crue Fest 2 with a start-to-finish run thru Dr. Feelgood to mark the six-million-selling album’s 20th anniversary. The stage design was no doubt intended to mirror the album’s underlining theme of waking up from a nightmarish sickness (remember, Dr. Feelgood was the notoriously hard-partying Crue’s post-rehab album), it also served as a not so subtle reminder that we are all […]
City Blocks ‘Domelights’ From Municipal Web
Website: domelights.com Restriction Reason: Categorized as Misc Block;Political/Activist Groups. ATTENTION: Use of the City Internet connection is restricted for City business related purposes only. The City reserves the right to log all Internet activity and block access to certain types of Internet sites to reduce load on the system and/or minimize risk. Details: Access to this site is RESTRICTED by the City, as it is deemed to be non-business related. If you require access to this site for a valid business reason, please contact the Division of Technology Service Desk at 215-686-8213 or dothelp@phila.gov. Options: Click Go Back or use […]
RIP: Author Frank McCourt Dead At 78
NEW YORK TIMES: Frank McCourt, a former New York City schoolteacher who turned his miserable childhood in Limerick, Ireland, into a phenomenally popular, Pulitzer Prize-winning memoir, “Angela’s Ashes,” died in Manhattan on Sunday. He was 78 and lived in Manhattan and Roxbury, Conn. The cause was metastatic melanoma, said Mr. McCourt’s brother, the writer Malachy McCourt. Mr. McCourt, who taught in the city’s school system for nearly 30 years, had always told his writing students that they were their own best material. In his mid-60s, he decided to take his own advice, sitting down to commit his childhood memories to […]
MOONWALKING: It Was 40 Years Ago Today
WASHINGTON POST: Only rarely — on major anniversary dates, like today — does he show up on television, and then only fleetingly. He hasn’t leveraged his fame for higher office or some grand cause, nor has he sold it willy-nilly. If the subject is Neil Armstrong, the first man to set foot on the moon tends to turn churlish. He will defer, deflect or refuse to answer. When his little home town of Wapakoneta, Ohio, sought to honor him with a parade on the 25th anniversary of his moonwalk, Armstrong sent his regrets. He once pleaded to a newspaper reporter, […]
I, GAMER: I Ain’t Afraid Of No Ghosts
BY ADAM BONANNI Movie tie-in games, as a rule, are utter duds. Generally rushed to the shelf in order to provide a safe, accessible tie-in to some blockbuster film, they often serve as a functional, but utterly unremarkable gaming experience. “Seen the movie? Buy the game” is the mantra that justifies their existence, and they sell like mad because of it. Of course there, have been a few exceptions. The last movie-to-game adaptation that really stuck in my mind was 2004’s Chronicles of Riddick, and before that, 1997’s Goldeneye. Now, in 2009, the much delayed and anticipated modern Ghostbusters game […]
GAYDAR: The Trouble With QFest
BY AARON STELLA GAYDAR EDITOR With a snappy new name that aspires to put the the non-gay among us at ease, a fattened marketing budget, and walk-ons by gay cinema stars (Bruce Campbell, Sharon Gless, Chad Allen) and straight power brokers (hello Mayor Nutter!), QFest seems destined to please everyone — everyone, that is, except for the rank and file of Philly’s gay community. Consider these man-in-a-gay-bar responses when the topic of QFest was raised by yours truly: “I don’t bother any more. None of the shows have any substance.” “I went this year, and was more disappointed than usual.” […]
Walter Cronkite, Godfather Of Anchormen, Dead At 92
NEW YORK TIMES: Walter Cronkite, who pioneered and then mastered the role of television news anchorman with such plain-spoken grace that he was called the most trusted man in America, died Friday at his home in New York. He was 92. From 1962 to 1981, Mr. Cronkite was a nightly presence in American homes and always a reassuring one, guiding viewers through national triumphs and tragedies alike, from moonwalks to war, in an era when network news was central to many people’s lives. He became something of a national institution, with an unflappable delivery, a distinctively avuncular voice and a […]
THE EARLY WORD: Dots & Loops
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SEPTA GIRL: Even Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death I Will Fear No Evil
BY PHILLY GRRL I vividly recall the first time I became a SEPTA apologist. It was my sophomore year at Temple. The Philadelphia Orchestra was playing Beethoven’s Fifth down at the Kimmel Center and I had just gotten a free ticket. It was the first time I was going to see them play and I was more than a little excited. An hour before the show started, I ran to the restroom at the student center to put on my makeup. (In my naïveté, I assumed the orchestra audience was akin to what I imagined the opera-going audience to be […]