DEAR PHAWKER, If memory serves, Sweeney was sort of shitcanned from The Weekly, too. Well, not shitcanned in a direct way. PW’s usual passive-aggressive style is to make life so miserable for you that you quit. I remember that they slashed his pay as a columnist (which couldn’t have been very much anyway) so that it wasn’t even worth his while and they killed a final column where he interviewed himself. Dude has pretty much burned his bridges for every outlet in town he’s written for, so doing the blog is really all he can do. And whatever happened to […]
RETRACTION: Let The Record Show That Joey Sweeney Was NOT Brian McManus’ Source When He Outed U-Outfitter Music Picker’s Conflict of Interest Thingee In PW & If You Don’t Know WTF We’re Talking About, We Envy You, But If You REALLY Wanna Know Ask Sweeney He Has The Screenshot And Is Apparently Sending It To His Lawyer
On 11/14/06 6:17 AM, “Jonathan Valania” wrote: CONFIRM OR DENY? Sweeney was your source for the Urban Outfitters/ Favorite Sons conflict of interest thing. I realize it’s a dick move to air private email, but hey, both you guys have MORE than earned it. Sweeney is — get this — threatening to sue me, claiming that he found out about\ it from you in PW. That I misunderstood your email, that your email was saying that it was Sweeney who pointed out the Phawker post about Urban Outfitters, not that he was the source on that. If I got that […]
ILLEBRITY: Our New 215 Hippity-Hop Column, HOLLA!
THE WOOK REPORTS: There’s nothing more talked up in the 19147 than the fact that after the news cycle moves beyond ’06’s murder rate come January, the tale of woe that is the city’s condo market glut is gonna blow up bigger than J-Hova‘s eagerly anticipated long-player. For the record, the Mayor‘s hit squad best get on this potential crimp — our city’s status as an up-and-comer with the seriously well-invested may just be on the line, my people’s people!!! Now not that I’m qualified to be the Mayor’s chief of staff or nothing, but if I was one Joyce Wilkerson, […]
GUNCRAZY: Philly Popo To Get FRISKY?
Theresa Collins doesn’t own a gun; never fired one. Still, the 54-year-old widow is familiar with the pop of gunfire. Since January, 20 people have been shot to death within a half-mile of her house. A few doors down, her block captain, Lorraine Armstrong, thinks one answer to gun violence in her West Philadelphia neighborhood is for police to stop and frisk suspects. “I don’t know if there is a quick fix, because it didn’t develop overnight. But if you set up a gun-checking point on that corner, Ray Charles could see [the troublemakers] aren’t going to go down that […]
ATTYTOOD SAYS: Just Because Murtha Doesn’t Have Iraqi Blood On His Hands Doesn’t Mean They Are Clean
All of this is a prelude to our saying that if the Democrats make Murtha the majority leader — and there’s a good chance they will — they will be making their first big mistake of their leadership, before it even officially starts in January. Murtha would get our vote for the bravest House member, and we’d like to see him play a key role in resolving the endless debate on Iraq. But the position that the Pennsylvania seeks is a political post, and as a career politician, Jack Murtha has been more than just a disappointment. In fact, the […]
There Ain’t No Starving Artists In The Afterlife: JEFF SELLS EAKINS PAINTING TO WAL-MART FOR $68 MILLION CLAMS; Natives Grow Restless And Unimpressed, Say Deal Shoulda Been Done With Legal Tender, Not Shellfish
At least twice in the 1970s and 1980s, deep-pocketed buyers came knocking on the doors of Thomas Jefferson University seeking to purchase Thomas Eakins’ The Gross Clinic. On both occasions, administrators consulted the alumni organization – which gave the world-renowned painting to the medical school in 1878 – about what to do. And in both cases, the alumni said no to millions of dollars, according to several members of the university community. Absolutely not. No sale. The painting, a monumental portrayal of renowned Jefferson surgeon Samuel D. Gross demonstrating a bloody leg operation, is considered inextricably bound to the university […]
MAILBAG: Reader Rejoices That Phawker Freed Killed PW Column From The Dustbin Of History; Also, Well-Earned Shit-Talk About The Sweenster
DEAR PHAWKER, “As the head big-shot in charge of asking for cash at XPN, thank you so much!” –DEB ASHMORE, WXPN No worries, just doin’ our job, stickin’ it to The Man –Ed. HEY PHAWKER, So, did you like, make [Sweeney] bleed from his anus when you left? This shit is like one of those psychotic ex-girlfriends who spray-paints your car and tells all your friends you have a micropenis. Whatta l’il bitchface. UNSIGNED IN SOUTH PHILLY Sure feels like it. Tho, let the record show that we never had sex, as neither of us is gay like that. –Ed. […]
EARLY WORD: Dance Like A Monkey!
Saturday November 25th At The TLA.
With Philadelphia Judge About To Decide Future of Internet Porn, A Nation of Monkey Spankers Casts Its Lonely Eyes On The 215
U.S. District Judge Lowell A. Reed Jr. is hearing the case without a jury and will decide whether the law aimed at keeping children from accessing Internet porn should stand, be modified or fall. And with no dirty pictures – Reed has ruled against their display — the trial has become something of a wonk’s drama, a battle of experts, including a university philosopher, talking about Internet filters and online commerce. The ACLU, whose witnesses have included artists and online writers, argues that the law is overreaching and that parents have access to filters and other measures — such as […]
GAYBO: Election Blues For The Reds; Dulliah, Queen of the Dumb Down; Che Target Losing Its Mojo?
Amazing how seven days can change the world’ Nothing could ever replace the sated feeling I had watching those pathetic Santorum children crying as Daddy conceded the election. Boo fucking hoo! Now, back to Virginia where you really fucking live. I’m sure Santorum will end up on some Republican’t committee or something. I’m just happy to have him out of PA’s hair. There’s absolutely nothing Philly about him. He probably thinks the Rocky statue belongs on the Art Museum steps. Fucking loser. And as for “Fast Eddie” Rendell, Nancy Pelosi and all the winning Democrats, I say, congratulations — let’s […]
GUNCRAZY: Whatever Happens In North Philly No Longer Staying In North Philly
PHILADELPHIA (AP) – November 12, 2006 – A man is wounded from gunfire in downtown Philadelphia, rounding out a deadly weekend with several unrelated fatal shootings around the city.The downtown shooting happened in the afternoon, as people were crowded onto the Broad Street Subway to return from an Eagles game. Police say a gunman shot a man in the back, then escaped onto the Market-Frankford Line. The victim was hospitalized. Three people were shot dead on Saturday night in unrelated incidents. Philadelphia had 380 homicides last year and is on target to exceed that number this year. 6ABC: Is That […]
Video Killed The Radio Star: KILROY WAZ HERRE
“Snake Charmer,” from the album Thai Stick Dragon, was written, performed, produced and directed by Shawn Kilroy. (Got movies? Are you a 215 auteur or documentarian or a band with a video only your mom has seen? Send feed@phawker.com a YouTube link and if it doesn’t suck we just might give you some luv)