Or compromised. Unless your name is Ted Beitchman, and you are still — STILL, after four years — trying to punch a hole in the Philly mediascape with that glossy money-pit/inept score-settler/high-priced coupon flyer known as REALPHILLY — and getting about as far as a renegade spermatazoan trying to break on thru a Trojan Extra Thick. Hat tip to reader Philly Guy for the heads up. He reads it so we don’t have to. But check this sad swing at wannabe 215 Murdoch-ism. We just happen to speak Beitchman, so let us translate: Pay no mind to that moonbat slander […]
PEEPLE: Brit To Post Sex Vid On MySpace? That’s The Scuttlebutt ’round The Ol’ Burger Basket Where They Would Actually Know The Truth About Such Things
Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video. During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James Spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace. “Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket. “Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if […]
Money $hot: STOP, HAMMER TIME!
GOOGLE MY EYES: Camille Escobedo, Che Phawker, November 18th into 19th, 2006 CITIZEN MOM REPORTS: Scene: Saturday night, Valaniaville. I’m sitting by the bar watching the dude from Beretta 76 do this insane Crispin Glover impression, and wondering why there seem to be so many wigs on hand. Good party, good buzz, meeting excellent new people. Elizabeth Fiend turns to me and says, “So apparently we need to choose a team.” “Why?” I say. “Is there an Olympics about to break out?” “No, for the feud.” “The feud? What? oh, that feud. Are you fucking kidding me? I refuse to […]
PEEPLE: Fear Not Celebrity Rubberneckers, Britney’s Pre-Nup Is Tighter Than A Nun’s C**T
The pre-nup In the document referred to as the Smith and Jones Cohabitation/Prenuptial Agreement, Britney and her husband agree to each have a one-half share of their $5.2 million home in Malibu. The agreement bans Federline for getting his hands on any of the money Britney made before their marriage or any money she makes from pre-existing deals and contracts during their marriage. Any gift worth more than $5,263 requires a legal document signed between the couple stating who will own it if they split. If there is no legal document, Federline will be forced to hand back gifts from […]