EXHIBIT A) From yesterday’s DAILY MAIL:
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day – 13,000 more than the average man. Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat – and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own voices, a new book suggests…the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.
DOG PARK DOUCHE BAG: Hey, Dumbass Guy. Sometimes ladies are just trying to wake the fuck up with a cup of coffee in the morning and don’t want to listen to your tripe conversation and friendly travel. That’s a good thing. Not everyone wants to listen or talk to you that early, regardless of how highly you feel about yourself. Please get over the idea that you are the hottest thing out there at 7 o’clock in the morning and that we want to talk to you. It’s not becoming in any way, shape, or form. In the future, with all DUE respect, if you are not open to shutting the fuck up when it’s 7 a.m. and a lady has just woken up to take her dog out and doesn’t want to listen to your annoying voice, either bring a sign that says” I’m” a douche bag and I’m going to talk to you at 7a.m. because I need to feel heard” or don’t go there. Otherwise, go fuck yourself and your boring, “friendly” trivial existence. God Bless, Another Dog Owner.
Classy. Are we the only one’s who thinks she TOTALLY
needs wants “it” from Sir Dogboy Motormouth?