BY TAMMY ADARIS Let’s get one thing straight from the get-go: Britney Spears is many things, but she is NOT fat. In fact, put her in any average suburban neighborhood, and she’d be Queen of the MILFs on any block. That is, however, in clothes that actually, you know, flatter her physique, not fillet it. But as we know all too well, nothing about the former Mrs. Federline — save her ongoing capacity to leave people who should know better by now gawking in horror — seems to fit properly. More disturbing than that vision of a doughy, vacant-eyed Britney […]
GAMBLOR: Protesters Shut Down Gaming Board
PHILADELPHIA – People opposed to the siting of two casinos in their Philadelphia neighborhoods have disrupted a meeting by state regulators. The protests [not pictured] forced the Gaming Control Board to end its session before it could complete its agenda. The board had some protesters removed, adjourned the meeting several times and even tried to continue its business while the demonstrators tried to interrupt.The residents believe they didn’t get enough say in the locations chosen for two Philadelphia casinos. Both casinos are to be placed on the Delaware River waterfront, not far from homes. The casinos still need zoning changes […]
HAMMER OF THE GODS: Zep To Get Led Out, Again
LONDON — One of the most eagerly awaited concerts of the decade will celebrate the life and work of Ahmet Ertegun, founder of Atlantic Records and much missed mentor to some of the greatest names in music. The incomparable Led Zeppelin will headline the tribute to the man who founded Atlantic Records in 1947. Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones will be joined by Jason Bonham, the son of their late drummer John Bonham.
FRINGE DWELLER: Recommended
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare [Abridged] Marathon Theater Collective Theater, 90 minutes Have you ever wanted to read all of Shakespeare’s work but you just couldn’t find the time? Well, don’t worry because we’ve done it for you! Watch us cram the Bard into ninety minutes of insanity, chaos, and hilarity! Marathon Theater Collective presents The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)! Click Here for Showtimes * The Jersey Devil Jersey Devil Scheme Theater, 68 minutes From its sinister afterbirth-covered beginnings, to its wicked child-devouring days, this nightmare follows the Jersey Devil through Camero country. A fast-paced, three-man freak […]
FEIST: 1,2,3,4
DELUCA: Of course, it’s Feist’s “low-fi”-ness, her “analog mind,” that makes her so appealing to ad men — not to mention music-programming coffee-shop baristas — who are looking for a chic, soulfully human sound.
NPR For The Deaf: We Hear It When You Can’t
FRESH AIR Thomas Ricks, senior Pentagon correspondent for The Washington Post, discusses this week’s long-awaited progress report from Gen. David Petraeus [pictured] and Ambassador Ryan Crocker, the top two American officials in Iraq. Ricks is a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and the author of the best-selling book Fiasco: The American Military Adventure in Iraq. It’s just come out in paperback. RADIO TIMES Hour 1 Reaction to Iraq update to Congress. We’ll talk with Max Boot, a senior fellow in national-security studies at the Council on Foreign Relations and is author of War Made New: Weapons, Warriors, and the Making of the Modern […]
NEWS CLUES: It’s Like Adderall For Your Eyeballs
STATE SUPREME COURT MOVES TO STRIP SCOOTER LIBBY’S LAW LICENSE HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — The Pennsylvania Supreme Court took a step Monday to suspend the law license of I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby Jr., the former White House aide convicted of lying and obstructing justice in a probe into the leak of a CIA operative’s identity. Court system records show that Libby was licensed to practice law in Pennsylvania in 1976, and that his license is currently on inactive status. Caroline M. Brobeil, a spokeswoman for the Philadelphia law firm Schnader Harrison Segal and Lewis LLP, said Libby became an associate […]
KILLADELPHIA: Pen Not Actually Mightier Than Sword
DAILY NEWS: A 20-year-old man was found stabbed to death in his South Philadelphia apartment yesterday afternoon. Anthony DiMatteo was sliced numerous times with a sword after he argued and tussled with two young men he apparently knew, said Homicide Sgt. Tim Cooney. DiMatteo was pronounced dead inside his apartment, on Porter Street near Carlisle, shortly after 2:30 p.m. Investigators found a bloodstained sword discarded in a trash can. MORE
TONIGHT: The Camden 28 On PBS
In the early-morning hours of Sunday, August 22, 1971, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover and Attorney General John Mitchell announced that FBI agents had arrested 20 antiwar activists in and near a draft board office in Camden, New Jersey. Five days later, Mitchell made public the indictment of these individuals and included eight others who were linked to the break-in. The major charges against the group were conspiracy to remove and destroy files from the draft board, FBI office, and the Army Intelligence office; destruction of government property and interfering with the Selective Service system. If convicted, some of the indicted […]
FOUND: One Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est
William Enman, the admitted killer who walked away from a Camden County psychiatric hospital Sunday afternoon, was found today — on the grounds of the hospital. It was not immediately clear where Enman spent the past two days, but authorities said he left the Ancora Psychiatric Hospital in Winslow Township Sunday with a backpack full of “camping and survivalist equipment.” Police searched the area around the hospital extensively, using infrared devices and a state police helicopter. The search even extended to Canada, where authorities said Enman bought a piece of property in Nova Scotia. In the end, a New Jersey […]
NPR FOR THE DEAF: We Hear It Even When You Can’t
FRESH AIR We love low prices, sure, but we frown at the things companies do to get us good deals — like paying low wages. In his book Supercapitalism, economist Robert Reich looks at the divided mind of the consumer and citizen. Reich subtitles his book “The Transformation of Business, Democracy, and Everyday Life,” and in it he asks tough questions about American priorities: “Why has capitalism become so triumphant and democracy so enfeebled? Are these two trends connected? What, if anything, can be done to strengthen democracy?” Reich was secretary of labor in the Clinton administration and now teaches […]
FRINGE DWELLER: Recommended
{Extinguish.} Ezra LeBank/Lynx Co. Interdisciplinary, 60 minutes One person, one hour, twenty-seven lives. A physically exhilarating, linguistically delightful ride with a French clown, Islamic jihadist, slam poet, et al, grappling with the edges of life. Poetic. Disturbing. Hilarious. Brilliant. Etc. Click Here for Showtimes * Fresh Juice Mascher Space Coop Dance, 90 minutes An energizing blend from residents of the dance cooperative that Philadelphia Weekly recently dubbed the “next collective art space.” Ingredients: Meg Foley, Erin Foreman-Murray, Makoto Hirano, Perpetual Mvmt<>Snd, Zornitsa Stoyanova, Christina Zani, live music, hilarity, machetes, hope, accumulation, spontaneity, video, breath, political commentary, momentum, community, and pulp. […]