The CP‘s royal billiard Tanenbaum actually pops quite nicely at this size, but when you pull it out of the box and hold it in your hands for some reason it just screams WE ARE OUT OF IDEAS. Which only makes PW‘s smashing pumpkin orange navel-gazer seem more brilliant than it actually is. Still, outies are sexy. WINNER: PW, by a landslide
NPR FOR THE DEAF: We Hear It Even When You Can’t
Fresh Air from WHYY December 8th, 2006 Ben Karlin is executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and co-executive producer of The Colbert Report both on Comedy Central. It was recently announced that he will be leaving both shows at the end of this month. Before working with The Daily Show, Karlin was an editor of the satirical weekly newspaper, The Onion. He also collaborated with Jon Stewart on his material for The Academy Awards show. This interview originally aired on Apr. 4, 2006.
GUNCRAZY: Man Shoots ‘Cheerleaders’ Lapdancer In Bizarre Murder-Suicide Death-By-Stripper Attempt
(KYW 1060) PHILADELPHIA A double shooting at a South Philadelphia strip club left a dancer and customer fighting for their lives. Police said the shooting happened just after 9 p.m. Thursday at the Cheerleaders Gentlemens Club on Front Street and Oregon Avenue. Harmony Adams, a 31-year-old dancer, was shot in the back of the neck by 49-year-old Larry McGuigan, a regular customer, who shot himself in the head. Both victims remain in critical condition at Jefferson University Hospital. There is no word on a motive. Philadelphia Police said they are working to determine whether the shooting was accidental or intentional. […]
PAWNSHOP ROSES: Get So Hard
BY DANIEL RUBIN The ride, waiting outside Manhattan’s Pennsylvania Station, was a nice touch. “It can’t be the limo,” guitarist/songwriter Paul Keen recalls thinking. They’d been looking for a van. The Philadelphia roots rockers had arrived. This was last week — hours before they were to meet with the YouTube people, who were flying in from L.A. Awaiting them was a night on the town, new equipment from Gibson, and – too bright and early on Wednesday — a date with Diane Sawyer on “Good Morning America.” She was to present them with a Golden Mouse award for having the best […]
Philly ‘Witness Protection’ To Join ‘Military Intelligence’ And ‘Jumbo Shrimp’ In Oxymoron Hall Of Fame
For nearly a year, Eric Hayes, 17, had been in the city’s witness relocation program while testifying about an arson attempt on his family’s Southwest Philadelphia home. Almost every night, he stayed at a Philadelphia hotel under an assumed name. And nearly every morning, he’d go back to his old neighborhood in Southwest Philadelphia, where he was still Eric, flipping burgers at a McDonald’s alongside coworkers who loved him. On the day before Thanksgiving, Hayes was shot three times in the head while waiting for a bus in Northeast Philadelphia, where his family had just found a house. He died […]
HIZZONER ’07: Shitastic Schools, Crushing Poverty and Spiralling Gun Violence All Take Backseat To Dreadlocked Man Rotting In Prison 300 Miles Away
U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah (D., Phila.) doesn’t think Mumia Abu-Jamal got a fair shake from the legal system that convicted him of killing Philadelphia policeman Daniel Faulkner. But Fattah, a mayoral candidate, voted Wednesday to condemn the French city of St. Denis for renaming a street after the celebrity inmate – a renaming that proponents said was intended to focus world attention on the same alleged injustice long criticized by Fattah. Fattah’s vote, on a purely symbolic resolution sponsored by outgoing U.S. Rep. Mike Fitzpatrick (R., Pa.), represented his latest effort to grapple with an issue that remains a political […]
MONEY $HOT: I Shot Andy Warhol
KICK, PUSH, KICK: Lupe Fiasco, Trocadero, December 7, 2006 “Chicago artists had a good day at the Grammy nominations. Leading the way was West Side native Lupe Fiasco, whose debut album, “Lupe Fiasco’s Food and Liquor,” brought nominations for best rap solo performance and best rap song (“Kick Push”), as well as best rap album.” — CHICAGO TRIBUNE
WINTER KNOCKS PHILADELPHIA MAN ON HIS MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASS: Only A Matter Of Time Before CBS3 Blows The Lid Off This Looming And Frosty Threat
“Arctic air is moving into the state,” meteorologist Kevin Fitzgerald said. The front brought its own moisture supply and the lift needed to produce snow. Lake-effect snows came to northwest Pennsylvania and the Laurel Mountains with the arctic air rushing over a warmer Lake Erie, he said. One of the day’s crashes involved a tractor-trailer which overturned about 12:40 p.m. on Route 36 near Roaring Spring, state police at Hollidaysburg said. Vernon Valtez Gray, 43, of Philadelphia tried to turn from Route 36 onto Closson Road to go to Smith Transport, police said. Gray made the turn at an unsafe […]
EARLY WORD: Requiem For Palookaville
PW: “His paintings are of bagmen and boxers, ninth street peddlers and mobsters, broken women, beautiful women, celebrities, historical figures, Philly icons, loan sharks, and so on. They are honest and raw and moving and tell a little bit about what its meant to be alive today.”
THE ROCKIST: Happy Birthday To Tah-ahm, Happy Birthday TOOOOOOO YOUUUUU!
DAVID R. STAMPONE REPORTS: Promoting your latest album can be dangerous stuff. Appearing on the Daily Show last Tuesday, a nervous host Jon Stewart — celebrating his 44th birthday — welcomed Tom Waits, apologizing for the ceiling that collapsed on the artist in the studio bathroom that day. “I can take it, I’m a man,” said a gracious Waits. “There were a lot of things falling around me and I kept my poise …. my balance … and my rhythm.” He subsequently performed the homesick soldiers lament — The Day After Tomorrow — (“I’ll be 21 today / I’m saving […]
Stop The Presses: It’s Official, Philebrity Is Megaphone Of THE MAN, Phawker Is Soapbox Of THE PEOPLE
Breaking: Tierney Speaks To PN Rank & File, Makes Stunning Use Of Bold Italics December 7, 2006 To: PN Employees From: Brian Tierney An Open Letter to Employees: At the very beginning of negotiations with our unions, I said that I would treat our discussions with confidentiality and respect, and not negotiate in public. However, with all the rhetoric going around, I feel we must separate some facts from fiction. Let me highlight a few examples. We are not proposing to take away anyone’s pension benefit. The Pension Fund is federally guaranteed. We are only proposing to no longer make […]
PHOODIE: Eating Is The New Pornography
BOSS HAWG REPORTS: Pif, David Ansill’s Frenchy BYOB could be in its last throws. Talk of the Table is that the 38 seat Bella Vista boite’s doors are only open Friday through Sunday, and that the South Eight Street property is for sale. Meanwhile the man who’s put the Oh! In Offal says that all snail slinging and no play makes him tired…Meanwhile, just when you thought the OC couldn’t get any whiter, everyday soul sistah Delilah Winder’s tony Bluezette, aka the “Black Continental,” which has weathered troubled waters admirably since opening in 2000 has closed. The story they’re sticking […]
