CONTEST: Win Tix To See Anthony Jeselnik

  @The Troc on Friday. Meet the man who boinked Amy Schumer, who is fucking hilarious. Presumably. Talking about the first part, not the second. Oh yeah, he’s also very good at making with the funny. Plus, Vice wants to do him (SEE BELOW) so there’s that. First lucky reader to sign up for our email mailing list (underneath the masthead) wins. VICE: Anthony Jeselnik is my ultimate dream crush. In fact, I’m going to have to type this entire article with just one hand. Most famous for the roasts of Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and, as of yesterday, Rosanne […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Jane’s Addiction

  It may be hard to remember now but there was a time when Jane’s Addiction was the Guns N’ Roses of alt-rock, or maybe Guns N’ Roses were the Jane’s Addiction of metal. Either way, the Berlin wall between alternative and metal came tumbling down and there was no putting Humpty Dumpty back together again. Jane’s made it safe to wed soulful weirdness with total heaviosity and for a time — let’s say 1987, the year Nothing’s Shocking came out, to 1994, the year Kurt Cobain crucified himself with a shotgun — all seemed somehow right in the world. […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Comedy Bang Bang Live!

  If you like to laugh — and, hey, some people just don’t and that’s just fine, that means more laughs for us and less sharing — but if you enjoy the laughter, even just half a laugh on a warm day, we got you covered: A pair of tickets to see Comedy Bang Bang Live at the Troc tomorrow night. Hosted by Scott Aukerman (of Mr. Show fame and co-creator of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis) and featuring Tim Heidecker (of Tim & Eric fame, duh) and uncanny impressionist James Adomian (Vincent Price, Lewis Black, Orson Welles, Jesse […]

GUNCRAZY: Where Pennsyltucky Meets Killadelphia

Photo by JOE KAZCMAREK DEENEY: The black market for guns itself remains mercurial, shifting and changing and hard for researchers to accurately quantify. It’s amazing how little we know at this late stage about the illegal gun market in America.  Johns Hopkins’ Webster says that straw purchasers—legal buyers who then turn the guns over to drug dealers or stick-up artists (a federal felony)—play a role. Yet drug dealers in Baltimore (as elsewhere in the US) can also go to gun shows in nearby Virginia to take advantage of the circuit’s freewheeling, unregulated cash-and-carry policies, but according to Webster, the extent […]

INCOMING: Live From Hopelandia

  BY JONATHAN VALANIA FOR MAGNET Iceland isn’t the end of the world but you can see it from here. This is both a blessing and to a lesser degree a curse. Much less. It is the land that time forgot, which is why it is a place of such uncommon purity. Primeval is the word that comes to mind: smoldering volcanoes, black sand beaches, towering geysers, geothermal hot springs, epic waterfalls, vast lava fields that recede infinitely out to the horizon, bumping up against glaciers thousands of years old. Elves. Not for nothing did Ridley Scott select the hinterlands […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Kristin Hersh @ WCL

Artwork by JAMES ORMISTON Kristen Hersh is a renaissance woman – singer, rocker, writer, mother, photographer, storyteller, business woman and chronicler of lost ballads. The last few years have produced Crooked, one of her best solo albums and her fascinating head trip of a memoir Rat Girl – a year in the life of an edgy teen on the dual cusps of indie-rock stardom and motherhood. A musical chameleon and one of the most underrated guitar players of the last 20 years, Hersh is equally at home interpreting old time murder ballads, performing solo folky-stylee or fronting one of two […]

GUNCRAZY: The Banality Of Evil*

Illustration by ALEX FINE “I wanted to draw something more to do with Holmes’ mental illness and less to do with Batman so I came up with this image.  It just struck me how normal he looked as a teen and how — with the way the gun lawa are currently structured — seemingly normal people can buy assault weapons and kill you any time they feel like it. And, according to the latest Gallup Poll, we like it this way”. — ALEX FINE THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS KILLED BY GUNFIRE SINCE 9/11: 281,757 [SOURCE: Politifact] THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS […]

BOOKS: Q&A w/ Jim Knipfel, Ex-Slackjawed Local

  BY MIKE WALSH Jim Knipfel came to Philadelphia in the late 80s with no job prospects, little ambition, and zero professional writing experience. But he did have a wicked sense of humor and a mocking distaste for everything held sacred in modern day America, and he soon found a way to leverage that nihilism into a column he wrote for six years for the now-defunct Welcomat (which morphed into the Philadelphia Weekly) called Slackjaw. By the early 90s he’d moved to the Big Apple and the column started running the New York Press and it would continue to do […]

JAZZER: Surface To Air

BY ZIVIT SHLANK When properly employed, the configuration of bass, guitar and tabla can produce a curiously exotic and intoxicating aura. New York-based acoustic trio Surface To Air is one such purveyor of said mystique. The sounds formed by Rohin Khemani (percussion), Jonti Siman (bass) and Jonathan Goldberg (guitar) are rooted in a world jazz improv context, while infusing spare, minimalist textures that evoke the spirit of East Indian music. However, there is no g?yaki or solos to be found; these guys pride themselves on constructing music that’s collaborative and organic. Having played separately in a variety of settings and […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See El-P @ The Troc Sat.

  As per Wikipedia: “El-P (originally known as El Producto, born Jaime Meline, March 2, 1975) is an American hip hop artist and entrepreneur from Brooklyn, New York City. Originally a member of Company Flow, El-P has been a major driving force in alternative hip hop for over a decade. As a rapper, El-P’s style can be characterized by his dense, aggressive, and verbose attacks, which include notable use of metaphor, science fiction and fantasy themes and references, and associative word play. Critic Steve Huey describes him as “one of the most technically gifted MCs of his time, spitting out […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Sean Rowe @ WCL

  With a dulcet baritone perched somewhere between the subwoofer-shaking pipes of Mark Lanegan and Leonard Cohen , Sean Rowe commands the kind of gravitas usually associated with fiery-eyed Old Testament prophets or mud-caked Delta bluesmen whenever he opens his mouth. An avowed naturalist who has done monsths-long survivalist stints in the wilderness living off nothing but his wits and fortitude and the fat of the land, Rowe also vibes a certain Thoreau-ian mien that only serves to reinforce his cred as a rough-hewn, antiquarian folkie that can reduce noisy bars to pin-drop silence with nothing more than an acoustic […]