@The Troc on Friday. Meet the man who boinked Amy Schumer, who is fucking hilarious. Presumably. Talking about the first part, not the second. Oh yeah, he’s also very good at making with the funny. Plus, Vice wants to do him (SEE BELOW) so there’s that. First lucky reader to sign up for our email mailing list (underneath the masthead) wins.
VICE: Anthony Jeselnik is my ultimate dream crush. In fact, I’m going to have to type this entire article with just one hand. Most famous for the roasts of Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and, as of yesterday, Rosanne Barr, Anthony is making a name for himself as the new bad boy of comedy. (Has anyone actually called him that? I don’t know.) Conducting an interview with him was one of the most excruciating things I’ve ever had to endure, because not only was he incredibly handsome, sharp, and unexpectedly kind, but he was also peering into my soul and conceptually dangling his balls in front of my face. See for yourself! MORE