TODAY I SAW…

[Photo by JONATHAN VALANIA] BY JEFF DEENEY “Today I saw…” is a series of nonfiction shorts based on my experiences as a caseworker serving formerly homeless families now living in North and West Philadelphia. I decided not long after starting the job that I was seeing so many fascinating and disturbing things in the city’s poorest neighborhoods that I needed to start cataloging them. I hope this bi-weekly column serves as a record of a side of the city that many Philadelphians don’t come in contact with on a daily basis. I want to capture moments not frequently covered by […]

NAKED LUNCH: PETA Chick To Get Naked At Noon

Philadelphia — Wearing nothing but spatters of fake blood and a banner that mimics Burberry’s signature pattern and reads, “When Plaid Goes Bad,” sultry PETA member Amy Jannette [not pictured] will protest outside a Burberry store in Philadelphia tomorrow today. Other PETA members will hand out leaflets and show PETA’s fur-farm expose — narrated by world-famous fashion designer Stella McCartney — to let shoppers know how countless animals suffer and die to become part of a Burberry coat. Date: Wednesday, May 30, Time: 12 noon sharp Place: In front of Burberry, 1705 Walnut St.

EVIL MOTHERS: FBI Nabs The Most Wanted — And Despised — Woman In Philadelphia

(CBS 3) PHILADELPHIA The FBI swarmed a home in Kensington Tuesday and captured Philadelphia’s most wanted female fugitive. Agents and police converged on the house and quickly apprehended Ann Kirby. Kirby is accused of viciously beating her nine-year-old step-daughter and then going on the run for two years. While Kirby was on the run, sources said she collected welfare under different identities and even gave birth to two children of her own. Kirby was the only female on the Philadelphia FBI’s top 10 most wanted list. KYW: Here’s Your Cuffs, What’s Your Hurry? No Really, We Got Nothing But Time

‘Molester At 30,000 Ft.’ Sent Back To Horny Island

An Indian computer engineer who groped female passengers during a London-to-Philadelphia flight in March and later caused a commotion in a courtroom here was sentenced yesterday to 69 days in prison, or time served. Thirumurthy Nakka Boomaiah of Chennai, India, is expected to be deported. He had pleaded guilty to interfering with a flight crew and faced a sentence of as long as six months. Boomaiah was arrested March 21 at Philadelphia International Airport after passengers and crew complained that he had rubbed the legs and genital areas of female passengers and thrown water in the face of a flight […]

BEER LEAGUERED: Dick Yuengling, Union Breaker?

POTTSVILLE, Pa. – Dick Yuengling Jr., fifth-generation owner of the brewery that bears his name, called his employees together a few weeks before their labor contract was set to expire to talk about the future of the business. “Read between the lines,” he told them at one point, according to government documents on the management-union feud that followed. Depending upon whom you ask, Yuengling’s speech was either a pep talk to urge employees to work harder or an ultimatum to dump the Teamsters union, which is what they did. Union leaders say Dick Yuengling told the workers that he would […]

Cindy Sheehan Quits Peace Movement In Disgust

[Artwork by ROBERT SHETTERLY] Sheehan said she had sacrificed a 29-year marriage and endured threats to put all her energy into stopping the war. What she found, she wrote, was a movement “that often puts personal egos above peace and human life.” But she said the most devastating conclusion she had reached “was that Casey did indeed die for nothing … killed by his own country which is beholden to and run by a war machine that even controls what we think”. “Casey died for a country which cares more about who will be the next American Idol than how […]

FUN WITH TOURISTS: Ordinance Would Forbid Telling Gullible White Trash Things Like Ben Franklin Invented The Internet & Washington Kept Dinosaurs As Pets

Tour guides will show you this city on foot, trolley, double-decker bus or horse-drawn carriage. But can you believe what they say? That is a concern of some Philadelphia hospitality officials, who worry that the city’s most valuable asset — its history — is being tarnished by unreliable tour guides who mix up dates and spice up the biographies of famous founders like Benjamin Franklin and George Washington. The issue has sparked debate and a led to a proposed ordinance to test and license guides. The Liberty Bell alone had 1.8 million visitors last year, and tourism in the region […]

The Ben Franklin To Get New Coat — Finally

The rusty portion of the bridge at the Philadelphia end has waited many months for a new coat of paint while the governors of Pennsylvania and New Jersey squabbled over a proposed channel deepening of the river. But with the dispute settled May 17, the Delaware River Port Authority board is now ready to entertain bids on the Ben Franklin work, officials said. Contracts for the bridge jobs could not be awarded earlier because Gov. Rendell, the DRPA chairman, refused to call a meeting while the dredging issue was unresolved. This summer, the board is expected to choose a painting […]

KILLADELPHIA: #163 Was 16 — For A Little While

A 16-year-old boy was killed in a barrage of gunfire in the 2300 block of Watkins Street in South Philadelphia shortly after 4 p.m. Friday. The victim – homicide 163 – was identified as Rhamik Thomas of the 1700 block of Natrona Street in North Philadelphia. “Somebody walked up to him and gunned him down, using a 9mm gun,” Williams said. Police said more than 20 shots were fired at Thomas, who was pronounced dead at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania at 4:42 p.m. “We got a call of a man with a gun, and when we got […]

GAMBLOR: City Council Is A Den Of Weasels

The election is over, and suddenly so is Philadelphia City Council’s unified opposition to casino construction. A package of bills introduced yesterday by lame-duck Councilman Juan Ramos would, if passed, give the city’s blessing to the proposed SugarHouse casino in Fishtown. The bills, which were introduced by Ramos at Mayor Street’s request, are a sharp departure from Council’s pre-election casino moves. Until yesterday, Council members had unanimously sided with anti-casino forces in vote after vote. They had even voted 17-0 to put the ill-fated casino referendum on the May 15 primary ballot — before courts removed it. INQUIRER: Thanks God […]