NATIONAL ENQUIRER: The ENQUIRER’s exclusive bombshell expose as Sen. John McCain‘s wife, Cindy, is caught with another man! Not only that but multiple witnesses have caught the pair lip locking on several other occasions. “I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!” That’s the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock – and snapped photos – as the former presidential candidate’s wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.” Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events […]
TONITE: Gargle In The Rat Race Choir*
Complaining is the release valve on life’s daily shit storm. It makes you feel better and sometimes it even brings change. Plus, it’s a great way to meet kindred souls with like-minded axes to grind. Tonight, the First Person Arts Festival, the only annual festival dedicated completely to documentary and memoir styled art, happens to be serving up a kvetching, grumbling, whining ensemble gathering for one purpose and one purpose only: to complain. The idea of a complaint choir was first hatched by two Finnish artists back in 2005. There happens to be a phrase in Finish that literally translates […]
HOT DOC: Apply Now For Your Piece Of The Bailout
TAXPAYERS FOR COMMON SENSE: Got a pen? Taxpayers for Common Sense has obtained the application needed to get a piece of the bailout pie. We’re all for streamlining and paperwork reduction, but at only two pages long, it’s shorter than some credit card applications. And you could get up to $25 billion. Don’t worry about oversight. Since the Inspector General position for the bailout requires congressional confirmation, the spot hasn’t been filled. Nor has a joint House-Senate special oversight committee.Bills and Change Don’t delay, applications are due by 5:00 pm on November 14, and there’s still $125 billion out there […]
NEWS CLUES: Like A Federal Bailout Of The Truth
UNSPEAKABLE ACTS: Husband Killed, Wife Raped In Upper Darby Home Invasion The “sadistic and brutal” attack began about 8:15 p.m., when a man broke into the couple’s home on Copley Road near Sansom Street while they were asleep upstairs, Chitwood said. The assailant beat the couple and demanded money from them, police said, and after they gave him all they had, he demanded more and continued to beat them. Bound with electrical wires from their own home, the couple was dragged downstairs, where they were stabbed and beaten with objects that police declined to identify. The assailant sent the wife […]
NPR 4 THE DEF: Giving Public Radio Edge Since 2006
FRESH AIR Since joining the Howard Stern Show in 2001, comic and actor Artie Lange has revealed his personal demons to millions of radio listeners. His new book, Too Fat To Fish, recounts anecdotes from Lange’s past, from his stint as a cab driver in New Jersey to his struggle with drug addiction, obesity and depression. Born to a working-class Italian-American family, Lange was a regular on the sketch comedy show Mad TV. His film credits include Elf, Old School and Beer League, which he wrote and starred in. PREVIOUSLY: God Save Artie Lang, Please FRESH AIR In early June […]
All This Happened When You Were Somewhere Else
HAIL MARY: You Better Gotta Believe, Victory Parade, Oct. 31st [photo by ELIZABETH FIEND]
THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS: Whatever Happens In Room 315 Stays In Room 315, Part 1
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL: We Don’t Get No Education BY JEFF DEENEY Room 315 is a dumping ground of sorts; here are sent the students nobody else can or wants to teach. They are chronically truant, emotionally damaged, academically stunted and so disruptive that their presence makes mainstream classes unteachable. They haven’t yet offended badly enough for the School District to send them to Community Education Partners, or CEP, as the city’s three privately run discipline schools are called. CEP has a reputation for its hard-nosed student body and is sometimes less favorably referred to in the neighborhood as […]
FAILOUT: Whole Lotta Monkey Business Goin’ On
[Illustration by EMEK] BLOOMBERG: The Federal Reserve is refusing to identify the recipients of almost $2 trillion of emergency loans from American taxpayers or the troubled assets the central bank is accepting as collateral. Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said in September they would comply with congressional demands for transparency in a $700 billion bailout of the banking system. Two months later, as the Fed lends far more than that in separate rescue programs that didn’t require approval by Congress, Americans have no idea where their money is going or what securities the banks are […]
KILLADELPHIA: One More Dead Since U Went To Bed
ASSOCIATED PRESS: PHILADELPHIA — Police say the shooting death of a 15-year-old boy in Southwest Philadelphia appears to be an accident. Police say the victim and another teen were sitting in a car and playing with a gun when it discharged Monday night. The victim was shot in the head. Police say a suspect has been arrested. MORE INQUIRER: Police Department statistics show that although homicides and violent crime are down in Philadelphia this year, the decline has not kept pace with Nutter and Ramsey’s targets. Homicides are down about 15 percent, not the hoped-for 25 percent, and violent crime, […]
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NPR FOR THE DEAF: We Hear It Even When You Can’t
NEW YORK TIMES: George and Laura and Barack and Michelle | 1:50 p.m. Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have just arrived at the White House for their first visit. Their black sedan pulled up outside the diplomatic entrance on the South grounds. John D. Podesta emerged from the car first, followed by Mr. Obama, who turned around to help Mrs. Obama out of the car. Mrs. Obama wore an eye-popping cherry-red dress, and Mr. Obama a dark suit and blue tie. After shaking hands with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, the Obamas posed with them for a quick picture, ladies in […]
MIDNIGHT MOVIE: Christmas On Mars TONITE!
MONDAY NOVEMBER 10th 12 pm screening NATIONAL MECHANICS (Musical acts before the film at 10 pm) FREE 22 s. 3rd st National Mechanics Psychedelic rock band the Flaming Lips present Christmas on Mars: A Fantastical Film Freakout Featuring the Flaming Lips, a glorious science fiction film that marks the directorial debut of the Lips’ visionary frontman Wayne Coyne. Seven years in the making, Christmas on Mars features original music by the Flaming Lips (“The greatest U.S. band today” — The Guardian), with acting performances by all band members, and many others from their Oklahoma City-based team. Comedian Fred Armisen (Saturday […]
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Howard Dean Steps Down
HUFFINGTON POST: After four years at the helm of the Democratic National Committee, Howard Dean is preparing to relinquish his chairmanship. Dean, who has been serving in the post since 2005, has said in the past that he would serve only one term, though his successful work with the Obama campaign had led some Democrats to wonder whether he would stay on into the next administration. This won’t be the case, officials at the DNC confirm. He will serve as chair until his term ends in January. The party will settle on a new head when it hosts a meeting […]