SIDEWALKING: Reel Around The Fountain

Diner En Blanco, Logan Circle, Ben Franklin Parkway, 8:14 PM last night by COLLIN KEEFE RELATED: At the last minute, the location is given to thousands of friends and acquaintances who have been patiently waiting to learn the “Dîner en Blanc’s” secret place. Thousand of people, dressed all in white, and conducting themselves with the greatest decorum, elegance, and etiquette, all meet for a mass “chic picnic” in a public space. Over the course of an evening, the diners enhance the function and value of their city’s public space by participating in the unexpected. Beyond the spectacle and refined elegance […]

Gawker Takes Massive Data Dump On Romney’s Finances

Artwork by DONKEYHOTEY GAWKER: Mitt Romney’s $250 million fortune is largely a black hole: Aside from the meager and vague disclosures he has filed under federal and Massachusetts laws, and the two years of partial tax returns (one filed and another provisional) he has released, there is almost no data on precisely what his vast holdings consist of, or what vehicles he has used to escape taxes on his income. Gawker has obtained a massive cache of confidential financial documents that shed a great deal of light on those finances, and on the tax-dodging tricks available to the hyper-rich that […]

How To Tell Tea Party Assclowns To Shut Their Pie Holes

Why does it take the prime minister of Ireland to speak truth to douchebag? Right wing/Tea Party talk radio gasbag Michael Graham gets a smackdown of common sense from the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michael D. Higgins. Why is it that Ireland gets elected officials like Mr. Higgins and we get asshats like THIS? RELATED: The President of Ireland Michael D Higgins has become a celebrity on YouTube over a two year-old broadcast debate that resurfaced in which he eviscerates ardent US Republican radio broadcaster Michael Graham over issues like healthcare and foreign policy. The recording is hurtling towards 500,000 […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Brian Jonestown Massacre @ UT

Artwork by NICK KULP If you’ve not seen Dig, stop reading and go watch it. We’ll wait. [two hour pause while the reader watches Dig and learns everything he/she needs to know about The Brian Jonestown Massacre and probably more than he/she needs to know about The Dandy Warhols] I know, right? Told ya. Anyway, Brian Jonestown Massacre are coming to Union Transfer tonight support of Aufheben, their 12th LP.  We have a pair of tickets to give away to the 10th lucky reader to sign up for our mailing list [below, right, at the bottom of the masthead]. Good […]

UNAMERICAN ACTIVITIES: Ronald Reagan Rat Fink-A-Boo-Boo

  FRESH AIR: In 1964, students at the University of California, Berkeley, formed a protest movement to repeal a campus rule banning students from engaging in political activities. Then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover suspected the free speech movement to be evidence of a Communist plot to disrupt U.S. campuses. He “had long been concerned about alleged subversion within the education field,” journalist Seth Rosenfeld tells Fresh Air’s Terry Gross. So Hoover ordered his agents to look into whether the movement was subversive. When they returned and said that it wasn’t, Hoover not only continued to investigate the group but also […]

ALWAYS DRINK THE WATER: The Ten Most Valuable Lessons I Learned Bumming Around South America & South Asia

A woman selling ginger root in Kerala, India. BY ST. JOHN BARNED-SMITH Dear Phawker, when last we talked, I was roaming the far reaches of south Asia. I’m back now. Yes, it was fun, yes, it’s weird to be home, and yes, it’s been quite the experience. After two years in Paraguay for the Peace Corps and another four months backpacking across Nepal and India, I am struck by how much I have changed but you all stayed the same, aside from the fact that your devices look shinier and more magical. And you seem to be even angrier than […]

BURIED ALIVE: Obscure Treasures And Curiosities

SKIP MARTIN Scheherajazz Somerset Records, 1959 (Reissued 2009 on Flare) When you have friends over for a barbecue, it’s good to have some albums set aside that are gems from beginning to end. It puts everybody in that food mood. Skip Martin’s Scheherajazz is one such record. Martin was a jazz musician and arranger who worked with most of the big bands from the late ’30s through the early ’60s and was chief muckety-muck of several legendary recordings. At the end of the ’50s, Martin brought together a band of top-notch studio musicians under the name The Video All-Stars. Working […]

NPR 4 THE DEAF: We Hear It Even When You Can’t

FRESH AIR When comedian Mike Birbiglia opened his one-man show Sleepwalk With Me in 2008 at the Bleecker Street Theatre in New York, he didn’t anticipate that it would become material for a popular piece on This American Life and a New York Times best-seller. He especially didn’t think it would turn into a feature film. Birbigilia had never made a film before. And he was initially hesitant to make one about his dangerous sleepwalking condition, because he wanted to distance himself from the topic he had been immersed in for more than four years. Scenes in the movie Sleepwalk […]