The Dean Is Not Amused
Dear Jonathan,
Your notes got a few things wrong, but it’s always been my supicion [sic] that the summation method often beats the direct quote method anyway. Thanks for doing it.
Robert Christgau
Dear Dean of American Rock Critics,
Okay, so what’s my grade, Dean?
Jonathan Valania
Dear Jonathan,
I never give them out.
Robert Christgau
Dear Dean of American Rock Critics,
Dag. I really did want one, just for bragging rights. I give it a solid B, woulda been great with the Q&A or written as such but in a forum that would allow a little more depth and inside-baseball. Sometimes the big one gets away. For what it’s worth, you were one of the big ones. And I’ve interviewed Brian Wilson and Tom Waits several times. Anyway, thanks for playing.
Jonathan Valania
Dear Jonathan
The piece was fine–definitely a B, that’s easy. It’s the higher and finer gradations that take more time, thought, and comparison. People think it’s so easy. Say you’re definitely in the running for a B plus, OK? Maybe higher when I reread it in my dotage.
Robert Christgau
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Re: A Phawker Is Born
no sir
it’s not
jon
you should take a month off and get this right
ps
i wasn’t being mean
A.D. Amorosi
Dearest AD,
Yes it is. Stop using IE and get with the winning team, you old bat!
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PS I’m not being mean either.
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