SH*T MY UNCLE SAYS: Put Your Mask On



A Trump supporter explains why he/she refuses to social distance or wear a mask:

1) It’s inconvenient, 2) It’s my Constitutional right not to (I don’t know where that came from, but I know I heard it somewhere), 3) I really don’t give a shit about anyone other than myself, 4) That includes my wife or husband and/or my SMUSgirlfriend and/or my boyfriend, 5) That also includes all of my children (known or unknown), 6) It also includes my mother, 7) And my father, 8) And my grandmother, 9) And my grandfather, 10) It also includes all of my remaining relatives, friends and acquaintances … and all of their children, their parents and their grandparents, 11) It also includes all of the Americans that I may have failed to identify previously and that I may come within zero feet or less of for the remainder of my time on planet earth, 12) Last and very definitely not least, the president and the vice president, the governors of Georgia (apparently he’s REALLY serious about it) and a couple of other states–as well as Kayleigh McEnany and Chuck Woolery–say I shouldn’t, wouldn’t or couldn’t be forced to do so. God bless America. — WILLIAM C. HENRY

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Fed up later stage septuagenarian who has actually been most of there and done most of that. Born and raised in the picturesque Pocono Mountains. Quite well educated. Very lucky to have been born into a well-schooled and somewhat prosperous family. Long divorced. One beautiful, brilliant daughter. Two far above average grandsons. Semi-retired (how does anyone manage to do it completely these days?) and fully-tired of bullshit. Uncle of the Editor-In-Chief.