SH*T MY UNCLE SAYS: Six Years A Slave

Illustration via ETHAN PERSOFF* BY WILLIAM C. HENRY So the leader of the haven’t-done-a-goddamn-thing klan is gonna sue the President for actually getting something done because the leader of the haven’t-done-a-goddamn-thing klan wants to make it look like he and the klan are actually doing something regardless of how maliciously racist and/or utterly moronic that something may be. Confused? Don’t be. The only “something” Boehner wants to get done is to pile another layer of elephant dung on a black President in order to shore up the Republican base’s intolerance and divert attention away from the party’s ongoing abhorrent Congressional do-nothingness. While the overall storyline of this immorality play entails […]

HIGH TIMES: Live & Direct From Hemp Heals Fest

The HEMP HEALS FOUNDATION is a 501 3(c) non-profit organization created by former Philadelphia Flyer tough guy Riley Cote. Riley’s quest is to help teach people the power of superfoods and the healing properties they possess and to promote a holistic healing approach by eating a nutrient dense diet including superfoods such as hemp seeds. These seeds are a distinct variety of the cannabis sativa plant and are a nutritional powerhouse. To raise public awareness, they hosted the first annual Hemp Heals Festival on Saturday, which featured live music, fine foods and hemp-related vendors. Phawker’s High Times Correspondent N.A. Poe […]

33 Years Ago John Hinckley Tried To Kill President Ronald Reagan To Prove His Love To Jodie Foster

EDITOR’S NOTE: This post originally ran on March 30th, 2011 UPDATE: Former White House Press Secretary James Brady, who was famously shot during the attempt on then-President Ronald Reagan’s life in 1981, has died. He was 73. “Jim touched the lives of so many and has been a wonderful husband, father, friend and role model,” his family said in a statement. “We are enormously proud of Jim’s remarkable accomplishments – before he was shot on the fateful day in 1981 while serving at the side of President Ronald Reagan and in the days, months and years that followed. Jim Brady’s […]

N.Y. HIGH TIMES: All Clear On The Western Front

Illustration by MIKE NUDELMAN via MARIJUANA.COM NEW YORK TIMES: In January, Colorado defied the federal government and stepped with both feet into the world of legal recreational marijuana, where no state had gone before. For seven months Coloradans have been lawfully smoking joints and inhaling cannabis vapors, chewing marijuana-laced candies and chocolates, drinking, cooking and lotioning with products infused with cannabis oil. They are growing their own weed, making their own hash oil and stocking up at dispensaries marked with green crosses and words like “health,” “wellness” and “natural remedies.” Tourists are joining in — gawking, sampling and tripping in […]

THE GODFATHER: The Greatest Show On Earth

  THE NEW YORKER: The Stones had come to the States from England determined to play black R. & B. for a mainly white audience that did not know its Son House from its Howlin’ Wolf. They were already stars, and the T.A.M.I. producers had them scheduled to close the show. James Brown did not approve. “Nobody follows James Brown!” he kept telling the show’s director, Steve Binder. Mick Jagger himself was hesitant. He and Keith Richards were boys from Kent with an unusual obsession with American blues. They knew what Brown could do. In Santa Monica, they watched him from the […]

45 YEARS AGO TODAY: A.C. Pop Fest Was Born

  BY DALLYN PAVEY It was September 30, 1967 when the Spectrum celebrated its grand opening with the Quaker City Jazz Festival. Herb Spivak [pictured, below left] booked the two day event that opened with Dizzy Gillespie playing the Star Spangled banner. Spivak, the founding partner of the original Electric Factory, originally wanted to be a geologist but soon discovered there were more financial rewards in rock and roll than in rocks so this nice Jewish boy from Wynnefield became the biggest buyer of talent in Philadelphia in the mid 1960s. Spivak remained an owner of Electric Factory Concerts until […]

Win Tix To See Zach Braff’s Wish I Was Here

  Chances are  if you are reading this you have seen Garden State,  Scrubs star Zach Braff’s 2004 updating of The Graduate for the indie-rock generation, starring Natalie Portman as The Biggest Shins Fan On Earth. Or at least you know about it. Wish I Was Here is Braff’s crowd-funded follow-up. IMDB summarizes the plot thusly: “Wish I Was Here is the story of Aidan Bloom, a struggling actor, father and husband, who at 35 is still trying to find his identity; a purpose for his life. He winds up trying to home school his two children when his father […]

U.N.: Israel Shelling School Shelter And Killing 16 Sleeping Children Is A Disgrace To Humanity

THE GUARDIAN: United Nations officials described the killing of sleeping children as a disgrace to the world and accused Israel of a serious violation of international law after a school in Gaza being used to shelter Palestinian families was shelled on Wednesday. At least 15 people, mostly children and women, died when the school in Jabaliya refugee camp was hit by five shells during a night of relentless bombardment across Gaza. More than 100 people were injured. Ban Ki-moon, the UN secretary general, said the attack was “outrageous and unjustifiable” and demanded “accountability and justice”. The UN said its officials […]

INCOMING: The Blue Velvet Underground

  Beginning in September, the Philadelphia Film Society will take you on a two month journey through the acclaimed film works of David Lynch.  Through moderated discussions and in-depth conversations, we will immerse you into Lynch’s universe, featuring an on-stage conversation between Lynch and his long time friend, American journalist Kristine McKenna at the Prince Music Theater during his week-long visit to Philadelphia. This series is presented in conjunction with David Lynch: The Unified Field at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts (PAFA), the first major U.S. museum exhibition of PAFA alumnus David Lynch, on view from September 13, 2014 […]

FBI Charges Six Philadelphia Narcotics Cops With Kidnapping, Assault & Battery, Robbery & Extortion

  INQUIRER: Six Philadelphia police officers were arrested Wednesday in a predawn roundup and charged with robbing, kidnapping, and extorting drug suspects over a nearly seven-year period. The officers all were veterans of a narcotics squad that came under the scrutiny of a joint FBI-Police Department Internal Affairs investigation. According to a 42-page indictment, some of the officers allegedly took part in a game involving beating drug suspects for points. Others held one suspect from a balcony 30-feet above the ground and knocked out his teeth. The arrests come seven months after Ramsey first acknowledged a federal probe was underway […]