Win Tix To See Bradley Manning Ryan Hamilton

No that’s not Bradley Manning. Bradley Manning can’t come out to play — he shared his father’s dirty pictures with the other kids and now he’s grounded for 30 years. Nor is that Kenneth Parcell, beloved bumpkin/NBC page of 30 Rock fame. His name is Ryan Hamilton and he is a master of the dying art of being funny without ‘working blue,’ as we used to say back in the Vaudeville days. See above for absolute proof that even a hot air balloon ride can be funny as shit, even without f-bombs or dick jokes. Which in part explains why, in addition to being a member of Team Coco and a personal friend of The Muppets, he was selected as one of Rolling Stone’s 5 Comics To Watch. He’s performing at Helium Comedy Club tonight thru Satruday and we have tickets to giveaway to Phawker readers that like to laugh. If you don’t like to laugh, we apologize for bothering you with this. But if you do, to qualify to win the tickets all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list (see right, below the masthead). Trust us, this is something you want to do. In addition to breaking news alerts and Phawker updates, you also get advanced warning about groovy concert ticket giveaways, advance movie screenings and other free swag opportunities like this one! After signing up, send us an email at FEED@PHAWKER.COM telling us a much, with the magic words RYAN’S HOPE in the subject line. If you are already on our mailing list, just send us an email saying as much. Either way, please include your full name and a mobile number for confirmation. The 17th and 26th Phawker reader to email us with the magic words wins. Good luck and godspeed.