CONTEST: Win Tix To See A John Waters Christmas


John Waters needs no introduction, and if you have to ask, well, this probably isn’t your kind of thing. We have a pair of tickets to give away and to qualify all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list (to the right of this post, at the bottom of the masthead). Trust us, you want to do this. Signing up to our mailing list gets you special content alerts and early warnings about special promotions and concert ticket giveaways. And rest assured your email address will never be sold or shared with anyone, we promise upon pain of death. Us not you. Then send an email to FEED@PHAWKER.COM with the words PINK FLAMINGO in the subject line, along with your full name and a mobile number for confirmation. And you’re in! Fifth person to sign up for our mailing list wins. Good luck and godspeed!

RELATED: It’s just me and a bottle of Evian, and hopefully a 70-minute, completely written, spoken-word performance that will make you laugh. Hopefully they’ll let me take them into a world that might make them uncomfortable, even if it’s Christmas. I’ll give them a spin on the holiday season that, even if you’re horrified by it, wounded by it, financially ruined by it, love it or insane about it for religious reasons, hopefully, I can make you feel better about the season. The only thing you can’t do is ignore it. MORE

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