Local Twits All A Twitter Over John Bolaris GF Titgate

We are going to put a temporary stay on our embargo of any news that begins or ends with the words ‘John Bolaris,’ to point that this astute commenter has made what should be the definitive and final commentary on this sad affair — sad, not because somebody, perhaps even somebody underage, saw a woman’s breast, but because this kind of much ado about not much can still move heaven and Earth around here.

DAILY MAIL: Yep, It’s Offically An International Incident