Proto-Riot Girl, scourge of McDonalds, ex-Mrs. Ray Davies, ex-Dude From Simple Minds and, of course, the great Pretender — Chrissie Hynde works harder than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest at, well, kicking ass. She brings her latest project — JP, Chrissie & The Fairground Boys — to the Keswick on Thursday. We have two tickets to give away to the first person to correctly fill in the blank on this Pretenders’ lyric: “Don’t harass me can’t you tell I’m going home I’m tired as hell, I’m not the kind I used to be I got a kid I’m ___ BABY!” Email us at FEED@PHAWKER.COM and include your cellphone number for confirmation. Good luck and godspeed!