BOSTON HERALD: It opens with the ominous (and ridiculous) goose-stepping and closes with Gaga on a bed outfitted in a latex nun’s habit. In between, there’s a frozen heart on a black satin pillow, a coffin being carried through the snow, and “Cabaret” gloom shadowing the whole thing. Oh, and there’s a bra with machine gun barrels protruding from each breast that’s clearly an homage to, or besting of, Madge’s infamous conical cups. Is Gaga reaching her serious phase? What can that even mean coming from Miss Disco Stick? The song itself is the worst part of the video; “Alejandro” is the first Gaga smash that seemed played out halfway through the first listen. MORE