[by Dan Springer caricatureking.blogspot.com] NEW YORK TIMES: Unlike some of her Comedy Central brethren Sarah Silverman never made an episode of her show that elicited ominous messages from shadowy groups – her only sin was producing a series that grew too expensive for that cable channel to produce. (O.K., and possibly showing a man deriving illicit pleasure from a toy train. And casting Ed Asner as a Nazi officer.) But those days are no more: Comedy Central said on Wednesday that it was not picking up “The Sarah Silverman Program” for a fourth season, confirming a report that appeared in […]
REAL ESTATE: So You Want To Buy A Home
BY AARON STELLA “Oh Osh magosh me? A house? Mortgages and mahogany? Brunches and backsplashes? Go pick on someone your own size!” Was what I told my broker/boss at CITYSPACE, a real estate agency, when she asked me if I was considering buying a house anytime soon. That was November 2009. I was 24-years-old and in my sixth month employed at CITYSPACE as their Web Content Associate. I possessed relatively little knowledge about real estate and home owning, and to me, people just didn’t purchase homes until they’re ready to settle down. A few weeks after my broker poked me […]
KITCHEN BITCH: Making Chicken Tikka Time
BY MAVIS LINNEMANN I fell in love with Indian food about 10 years ago, when one of my friends and I popped into a nondescript storefront selling curries and naan like McDonalds sells hamburger, with only two or three guys working the entire line and whipping up orders like it’s nobody’s business. As an Indian food virgin, I was drawn to a dish that was both exotic and familiar at the same time, one I was sure I couldn’t go wrong with, just because of the description, which probably went something like this: “Succulent pieces of yogurt-marinated chicken draped in […]
TECH: The Future Of Public Transit?
INHABITAT: It’s a backpack harness system with a network of wires strung all over the city. All you have to do is strap on the battery-powered harness, hop onto a wire and start flying around the city. It may be science fiction now, but someday this could be a reality. Recently presented at TEDx conference in Thessaloniki, and based on Kolelinia, the flying bicycle lanes constructed from taut steel wires, Kolelinio goes a step further, making the efficient urban transport system accessible to anyone, even those with disabilities. Each person has their own backpack composed of a harness, a battery […]
SCRAPPLE TV NEWS: With Your Host AP Ticker
AP goes off on the big fake ID scandal at PennDOT and the teacher hiring freeze at Philadelphia School District, plus the Flyers rocked and Lady Pha Pha got cold-cocked. Get in here!
Cop Shot Self, Said Black Man Did It
INQUIRER: A Philadelphia police sergeant who said he was shot last month by an unidentified black man in the city’s Overbrook section actually fabricated the entire story and shot himself, Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey said this morning. Sgt. Robert Ralston, a 21-year veteran of the department, admitted to homicide detectives early this morning that his previously reported story was false. Ramsey called the incident, “a terrible and embarrassing chapter in our history.” MORE ASSOCIATED PRESS: A white Philadelphia police sergeant made up a story about being shot by a black man while on patrol last month and actually intentionally shot […]
ARTSY: Spring Time Can Kill You
[Click to enlarge] Mashtead Gallery presents the ‘twisted’ visions of springtime: Adam Smith, Steven Speir, Hilary White, Andy Schulz, Dan Judge, Dan Hughes, James Heimer, Tim Gough, JP Flexner, Greg Pizzoli, Elizabeth Janssen, Dan Knapp, Kevin Mercer, Justin Miller, Mike Wohlberg, Edward Kelley, Rob Leef, Linnea Vegh, Kirsten Harper, Shawn Hileman, Jim Altieri, Bryana Sortino.
WORTH REPEATING: Was Last Week’s Epic Stock Dive The Sound Of Wall Street Extorting Congress?
ALTER NET: Last week, the U.S. stock market suffered the greatest sudden drop in its history, for reasons that nobody on Wall Street can seem to decipher. But of all the explanations being examined—a tech glitch, Greek debt worries and fraud have all been discussed–the most troubling is not being given sufficient attention. Coming on the very day that Congress considered two key financial reforms, the timing of the “flash crash” raises concerns that Wall Street is resorting to extreme tactics in its efforts to intimidate politicians who want to rein in the capital markets casino. Thursday’s market plunge could […]
TECH: Google Android Beats Apple iPhone
FAST COMPANY: Android fans will be celebrating the news that Google‘s smartphone OS has passed Apple‘s iPhone in total US market share. But the reality is that the sales dominance of Android was inevitable. In the first quarter of 2010, Apple secured a 21% market share, Android surged to 28%, and RIM’s BlackBerry held strong at 36%. I don’t mean to ignore BlackBerry here, but they’ve been dominating sales for so long, and with so little change in their fundamental business, that they’re barely worth discussing from a sales perspective. It’d be like writing a post about how U2’s latest […]
PRO TIP: Why The Shit-Faced Should NOT Choose The Parking Lot Of Police Headquarters To Sleep It Off
DAILY NEWS: Clifford Branch, 31, was lying in the passenger’s seat of his 2004 Dodge minivan in the parking lot at 8th and Race streets about 2 a.m. Saturday, when he was approached by two officers who told him he had to leave, police said. Instead of complying, Branch allegedly threatened the cops and told them he had a gun. The officers called for backup, and a patrol car parked behind Branch’s vehicle, police said. Branch then threw his van into reverse and hit the cop car before putting the van into drive, jumping the sidewalk and intentionally striking Officer […]
THE EARLY WORD: Hello Kitten
Emceed by Kitten-in-Chief Anna Goldfarb, the pageant will feature dudes from different Philly neighborhoods competing against each other for the enviable title of Shmitten Kitten’s Mister America as well as a slew of awesome prizes. All major Philadelphia neighborhoods will be represented: Mr. South Philly, Mr. Fishtown, Mr. Northern Liberties, Mr. West Philly, Mr. Rittenhouse, Mr. Fairmount, and a wildcard slot for any outliers. The boys will have to prove themselves the best in the city based on their choice of first date attire, their most inspirational hidden talents, and their ability to wow everyone with their wit while answering […]
LATE BREAKING: Phanatic Cold-Cocked By Ump
The Phanatic was doing his Lady Gaga homage, aka Lady Pha Pha. Apparently the ump is not a fan.
RIP: Lena Horne Dead At 94
[Photo by JAZZ IN PHOTO] NEW YORK TIMES: Lena Horne, who was the first black performer to be signed to a long-term contract by a major Hollywood studio and who went on to achieve international fame as a singer, died on Sunday night at New York-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center in New York. She was 92 and lived in Manhattan. Ms. Horne might have become a major movie star, but she was born 50 years too early, and languished at MGM in the 1940s because of the color of her skin, although she was so light-skinned that, when she was a […]