INQUIRER: Bensalem police said they arrested a Philadelphia woman Tuesday after she offered to perform various sex acts to an undercover officer in exchange for tickets. According to police, Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted an ad on Craigslist that read: “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) “Diehard Phillies fan—gorgeous tall buxom blonde—in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!” An undercover officer responded to the ad, police said, and arrested Finkelstein after she made her offer. MORE
PHAWKER: This is the best use of severely limited police resources? Really?
DAILY NEWS: In a city that is consistently named the ugliest in the nation, there is a group of men so attractive that 
their hotness quotient is unparalleled by their peers. They are the boys from Citizens Bank Park. Most women can name at least five Phillies players they would pay to watch read the back of a cereal box, let alone play an incredible game of baseball. Rabid, lifelong Phillies fan and Center City resident Toni Brownstein can name 10. “We have the best-looking team in baseball. I mean damn, we look good on the field!” she said. “I watched the ALCS Sunday night and apart from [Alex Rodriguez] A-Rod and [Derek] Jeter, they’re pretty ugly. “Not as ugly as the Boston Red Sox, but still.” Of course we have Cole Hamels, J.A. Happ and Ryan Howard, but the attractiveness of the Phillies does not just come from their good looks. MORE