Though it sounds like the title of some great lost Russ Meyers flick, Smut Cave is actually Woodshop Film‘s bi-monthly journey to the center of the all-consuming vaginal blackhole of Internet porn. Each episode, your host The Spelunker (aka Nick Fiore) — outfitted with mining helmet, safety glasses, coveralls and seated behind an old refrigerator box that serves as his talk show desk — brings you the strangest flavors the pornucopia of online smut has to offer, from the downright lascivious to the deeply ludicrous. Tonight, The Spelunker is saying ‘Fuck it, we’ll do it live!” as part of the Fringe Festival. There will be free beer, cheap liquor and live bands, including THE DIP, JENKEM, HATE&WAR, SUICIETY. Misstallica, the Jersey all-girl Metallica cover band, was supposed to play, but the parents of a couple of the girls said they didn’t want their daughters involved in something called Smut Cave. Pfff, parents! Any self-respecting all-girl Metallica cover band from Jersey should have offed their parents years ago! Just kidding.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at 9pm — 2am
941 Theater
941 N. Front st.
FREE (21+)