DEAR MISS NJ,
Heard you got into a bit of a sticky wicket with ye olde drunken boobie-biting pix. To quote one of your best presidents: I feel your pain. (SEE ABOVE) I wanted to commend you on your courage in facing down your blackmailer. And to quote one of your worst presidents, let me say: Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don’t win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. That was Richard Nixon, and his secret White House taping system was sort of the Facebook of its day.
In closing, let me leave you with a story of a young man who went to Oxford in the early ’70s. One day, this young man and his classmates had more than a few pints and took some cheeky photos. In one picture, he made a rude gesture that still cracks me up to this day. (SEE ABOVE) That young man went on to become the prime minister of Great Britain.
Hope this helps.
Godspeed,
Tony Blair*
*DISCLAIMER: Text is satire, pic is real