NAKED LUNCH: PETA Chick To Get Naked At Noon

Philadelphia — Wearing nothing but spatters of fake blood and a banner that mimics Burberry’s signature pattern and reads, “When Plaid Goes Bad,” sultry PETA member Amy Jannette [not pictured] will protest outside a Burberry store in Philadelphia tomorrow today. Other PETA members will hand out leaflets and show PETA’s fur-farm expose — narrated by world-famous fashion designer Stella McCartney — to let shoppers know how countless animals suffer and die to become part of a Burberry coat. Date: Wednesday, May 30, Time: 12 noon sharp Place: In front of Burberry, 1705 Walnut St.

EVIL MOTHERS: FBI Nabs The Most Wanted — And Despised — Woman In Philadelphia

(CBS 3) PHILADELPHIA The FBI swarmed a home in Kensington Tuesday and captured Philadelphia’s most wanted female fugitive. Agents and police converged on the house and quickly apprehended Ann Kirby. Kirby is accused of viciously beating her nine-year-old step-daughter and then going on the run for two years. While Kirby was on the run, sources said she collected welfare under different identities and even gave birth to two children of her own. Kirby was the only female on the Philadelphia FBI’s top 10 most wanted list. KYW: Here’s Your Cuffs, What’s Your Hurry? No Really, We Got Nothing But Time

‘Molester At 30,000 Ft.’ Sent Back To Horny Island

An Indian computer engineer who groped female passengers during a London-to-Philadelphia flight in March and later caused a commotion in a courtroom here was sentenced yesterday to 69 days in prison, or time served. Thirumurthy Nakka Boomaiah of Chennai, India, is expected to be deported. He had pleaded guilty to interfering with a flight crew and faced a sentence of as long as six months. Boomaiah was arrested March 21 at Philadelphia International Airport after passengers and crew complained that he had rubbed the legs and genital areas of female passengers and thrown water in the face of a flight […]

BEER LEAGUERED: Dick Yuengling, Union Breaker?

POTTSVILLE, Pa. – Dick Yuengling Jr., fifth-generation owner of the brewery that bears his name, called his employees together a few weeks before their labor contract was set to expire to talk about the future of the business. “Read between the lines,” he told them at one point, according to government documents on the management-union feud that followed. Depending upon whom you ask, Yuengling’s speech was either a pep talk to urge employees to work harder or an ultimatum to dump the Teamsters union, which is what they did. Union leaders say Dick Yuengling told the workers that he would […]

WOMEN ON THE VERGE: Another Texas Mom Kills Her Children, Then Herself

HUDSON OAKS, Texas – A relative found the bodies of a 23-year-old woman and her four small daughters hanging in a closet in their mobile home Tuesday morning, all of them dead but an 8-month-old, who was taken to a hospital, the sheriff said. The other children, ages 5, 3 and 2, had all had been hanged with strips of clothing and sashes, Fowler said. Neighbors in the rural community of 1,600 were stunned. Less than five years earlier, another Hudson Oaks family was torn apart when Dee Etta Perez, 39, shot her three children, ages 4, 9 and 10, […]

ZOGBY POLL: OBAMA IS THE ONE

Democrat Barack Obama is the top 2008 presidential contender in the United States, according to a poll by Zogby International. At least 46 per cent of respondents would support the Illinois senator in head-to-head contests against four prospective Republican nominees. Obama holds a three-point edge over Arizona senator John McCain, a six-point lead over former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, and a 17-point advantage over both former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney and actor and former Tennessee senator Fred Thompson. In other contests, both New York senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and former North Carolina senator John Edwards lead Romney and […]

Cindy Sheehan Quits Peace Movement In Disgust

[Artwork by ROBERT SHETTERLY] Sheehan said she had sacrificed a 29-year marriage and endured threats to put all her energy into stopping the war. What she found, she wrote, was a movement “that often puts personal egos above peace and human life.” But she said the most devastating conclusion she had reached “was that Casey did indeed die for nothing … killed by his own country which is beholden to and run by a war machine that even controls what we think”. “Casey died for a country which cares more about who will be the next American Idol than how […]

FUN WITH TOURISTS: Ordinance Would Forbid Telling Gullible White Trash Things Like Ben Franklin Invented The Internet & Washington Kept Dinosaurs As Pets

Tour guides will show you this city on foot, trolley, double-decker bus or horse-drawn carriage. But can you believe what they say? That is a concern of some Philadelphia hospitality officials, who worry that the city’s most valuable asset — its history — is being tarnished by unreliable tour guides who mix up dates and spice up the biographies of famous founders like Benjamin Franklin and George Washington. The issue has sparked debate and a led to a proposed ordinance to test and license guides. The Liberty Bell alone had 1.8 million visitors last year, and tourism in the region […]