CLUB PLANS ON HALTING SEX PARTIES
COOPERSBURG, Pa. — The party’s over for a controversial sex club in Lehigh County. For $60 a couple, there was dancing, a buffet, and 12 hotel rooms for private get-togethers. But a judge ruled that’s a violation of zoning rules.Officials said the Silhouette Showbar has tentatively agreed to stop hosting sex club events. The settlement is only tentative until a written agreement is signed by the parties and approved Monday by the borough’s Zoning Hearing Board, borough solicitor Maryann Higgins said.Bruce Young, co-owner of Coopersburg Holdings Inc., owner of the Silhouette, said he understood the agreement would prohibit the bar from hosting future Club Kama Sutra swingers events, and in return the borough would drop charges of zoning violations or penalties against the property owner. The private sex club for swingers had begun operating in the bar Sept. 2, but Young said the club had not held a party there since late October.
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EDITORIAL: If memory serves, CBS3 crowed with prudish glee after exposing Club Kama Sutra’s original location on South Street and running them out of town, thereby ridding the city of the lurid menace of consenting adults diddling each other in a semi-private disco setting, two drink minimum. Apparently they tried to get the old Kama Sutra bang-gang back together for one last group-grope at a club in Coopersburg, but thanks to CBS3’s dogged pursuit, the locals there have cracked down as well. Now, even though it’s not really our scene, baby, we are having a hard time seeing what’s the big fuckin’ whoop? Aside from the great American pastime of making sure nobody else is having more fun than you are, why exactly are we pillorying a bunch of married suburban couples whose only crime is trying to hotten up their sex life with a little taste of the strange? Fact: Our old college roommate is one of these very swingers. He teaches school, his wife is a loving mother of two fine children. They are very sweet people and the fact that they and a bunch of like-minded married couples like to hook up once a month or so and fuck each other’s brains out changes that not a wit. People, let us put it like this: Get it while you can. We will all be food for worms soon enough. There ain’t no kingdom coming, there will be no seven virgins. This IS paradise, if you want it. So eat the cookie, do the line and have the orgasm because after this, well, as the old saying goes: the worm goes in the worm goes out, the worm plays piano on your snout. And that’s all there is folks, that’s what you get folks, for makin’ whoopee.