Latest Rasmussen Poll: Senator Macaca In Deep Doo-Doo Washington Post: Allen Goon Squad Pummels Heckler, Candidate Still Has Not Answered Heckler’s Question, ‘Sir, Is It True You Spit On Your First Wife?’ News 8: Heckler Pressing Assault Charges, Authorities Investigating National Review Online: The Backstory Related: GOP To Weldon, That Fork Sticking Out Of Your Ass Says Yer DONE [AP]
NPR For The Deaf: We Hear It Even When You Can’t
I guess the one big difference between US and THEM is that THEY put as much effort into disenfranchising voters (READ BLACK PEOPLE) and literally sabotaging democracy as they do turning out the freak scene that is THE BASE. Curious how they never get blamed for the the skidmarked pair of Karl Rove’s tighty-whiteys (PICTURED, below) they pull over the electorate’s eyes every election. Who’s fault is that, hmm? (READ SERVILE PRESS) And if we’re gonna rerun Bush Vs. Kerry, let’s go all the way and open up the still-wiggling can of worms that is Ohio 2004. Ten soldiers and […]
ONE SENTENCE EDITORIAL: John Kerry Should Have Been Bound And Gagged And Kept In A Secure Undisclosed Location Until The Election Is Over While The Fightin’ Dems That Actually Know How To Play Hardball Without Taking It In The Nuts In The First Inning Slug It Out In The Trenches With These Pricks; And PLEASE GOD, We Don’t Ask For Much, But Let This Be The Much-Needed Period On This Kerry ’08 Talk We’re Hearin’ ‘Cuz You Only Get To Blow It Once, And Then It’s Somebody Else’s Turn To Blow It, Just Ask Howard Dean, And Besides THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!
“How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?” –John Kerry, 1971 Huffington Post: Secret Of Comedy Is TIMING Chicago Tribune: Kerry Cancels Campaign Stops In Philadelphia & Minnesota Michelle Malkin: I Am A Cunt With Teeth
JUST BECAUSE: Take The Last Train To Clarksville I Will Meet You At The Station
Feel better now? We thought so.
PAPERBOY: All The News That’s Fit To Pimp
Inky/DN Strike Averted For 30 Days: “The contracts, which were due to expire at midnight Wednesday, will now be extended through Nov. 30, according to Philadelphia Media Holdings, owner of Philadelphia Newspapers LLC. Owners and members of the newspapers’ Council of Unions agreed to the extension Tuesday morning. On Tuesday afternoon, terms were reached with the largest union, the Newspaper Guild of Greater Philadelphia, to also go along with the 30-day extension.” [Philadelphia Business Journal] Feds Net 35 In Mission Impossible-Style Chiropractor/Slip N’ Fall Sting: “Officials said those charged were divided into three groups: the lawyer, Jordan B. Luber, who […]
THIS JUST IN: Bugaloos Spotted In South Philly Last Night, No Word Yet On H.R. Pufnstuf
GIRLS TOGETHER OUTRAGEOUSLY: The Bugaloos, Manton St., October 31st, 2006