CINEMA: This Time It’s Personal

  ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER (2012, directed by Timur Bekmambetov, 105 minutes, U.S.) BY DAN BUSKIRK  FILM CRITIC I guess we all had a chuckle back in 2010, when we heard the title Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Seth Grahame-Smith’s follow-up to his previous literary re-fashioning, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.   Sustaining that chuckle through a summer blockbuster is a tall order, even for the statuesque rail-splitter from Illinois.  While the great man was able to heal the nation, sadly Lincoln can’t bring together this surprisingly straight-faced mash-up of historical fact and fantasy fiction. We all know part of the story: […]

CONCERT REVIEW: The Hives @ The E-Factory

  BY JONATHAN VALANIA FOR THE INQUIRER The Hives aren’t an arena rock band, they just play one on stage. All faux-bluster, comic petulance and winking self-aggrandizement, they evoke the high dudgeon of Diver Down-era Van Halen upon having learned that the brown M&Ms have not been exiled from the backstage banquet. But unlike Van Halen, they play it strictly for laughs. The prime driver of these immensely entertaining delusions of grandeur is the band’s sassy, boyish front man, Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist, a born entertainer with lungs of leather, a certain Jagger-ian grace, and large expressive eyes that could have […]

Win Tix To See Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy @ The Troc

  Will Oldham remains an elusive figure, but the show is a gentle reminder of why he is often cited as one of the finest singer-songwriters in contemporary American music. Oldham was a student of music history, clearly, but he never sounded studious. He had an eerie, strangulated voice, half wild and half broken. And he sang vivid and peculiar songs, which sometimes sounded like old standards rewritten as fever dreams or, occasionally, as inscrutable dirty jokes. These days, he calls himself Bonnie “Prince” Billy, and his music is a little bit easier to love and a lot harder to […]

Suddenly Bobby Clarke Is A Rob Zombie Fan

  DEADLINE: Rob Zombie will write, direct and produce Broad Street Bullies, a film about the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team that evolved from a cellar-dwelling expansion team into a team that racked up victories and penalty minutes in equal measure during the 1970s. Zombie, known for his head-banging music before transitioning to genre films like House Of 1000 Corpses and Halloween, is making a departure with this film, sort of, because the Flyers’ brutal style of play is genre-worthy and has the makings for a hockey film on the order of the 1977 sports film classic Slap Shot. […] Zombie […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Sharon Van Etten @ UT

Who doesn’t like Sharon Van Etten? I’ll tell you who: Dicks. That’s who. Since we know for a verifiable fact that no dicks read Phawker (I can’t talk about this too much because the Patriot Act blah, blah, blah but when you click on Phawker your permanent record comes up and it is instantaneously vetted for dickish behavior, like driving around with your dog on your roof, eating a man’s face off, defending Jerry Sandusky in the court of law, that kind of thing) it is safe to assume you would be interested in two tickets to see Sharon Van […]

TONIGHT: Divine Intervention

BY MIKE WALSH POP ACADEMIC Matthew Sweet’s Girlfriend was released in late 1991, just four weeks after Nirvana’s Nevermind, but it took another six to eight months of word-of-mouth before it became a hit. That was probably because very few people had heard of Sweet prior to Girlfriend. But within a year, the record sold a half-million copies. It is now considered a power pop classic, and Sweet has toured the country the last nine months playing Girlfriend in its entirety. Sweet, who will perform Girlfriend beginning to end  World Cafe Live tonight, grew up in Lincoln, Nebraska, and moved […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Reggae In The Park

Time is short, so let’s just cut to the chase. It’s summer. The sun is warm and the grass is green. Very green, if you get our drift. That can only mean one thing: It’s time for Reggae In The Park, featuring the legendary Jimmy Cliff headlining at The Mann tomorrow along with Luciano, Beres Hammond, Trevor Hall and many, many more, mon. (sorry, had to) We have a pair of tix to give away to the first reader to email us at FEED@PHAWKER.COM with the words EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOT HIGH in the subject line. […]

CONTEST: Win Tix 4 Jonathan Richman @ UT

[Illustration via EDGEART] If Jonathan Richman didn’t already exist, we would have never thought to invent him, which is a testament to both his originality and the shortcomings of our collective imagination. For more than 35 years, Richman has been a tireless advocate of hopeful romanticism, rugged individualism and unyielding optimism, travelling the world like some post-modern Jimmy Stewart with a guitar telling anyone that would listen that, despite all the hard-bitten cynicism that surrounds him, it’s still a wonderful life. He is, in short, the immaculate heart on the dirty sleeve of rock n’ roll. Years from now  – […]

Win Tix 2 See The Dirty Dozen Brass Band Saturday

In 1977, the Dirty Dozen Social and Pleasure Club in New Orleans began showcasing a traditional Crescent City brass band. It was a joining of two proud, but antiquated, traditions at the time: social and pleasure clubs dated back over a century to a time when black southerners could rarely afford life insurance, and the clubs would provide proper funeral arrangements. Brass bands, early predecessors of jazz as we know it, would often follow the funeral procession playing somber dirges, then once the family of the deceased was out of earshot, burst into jubilant dance tunes as casual onlookers danced […]

Win Tix To See The Dandy Warhols @ The Troc

  The fascinating 2004 documentary Dig! chronicles the roller coaster existence of two indie bands who who go from friends to rivals – The Dandy Warhols and The Brian Jonestown Massacre – as they try to survive and thrive in a messed up, backwards music world. How messed up is it? It might be the only documentary you will ever see showing scenes from the filming of a music video that features dancing hypodermic needles. No kidding. The Dandy Warhols look like proper rock stars should, but they come across as relatively normal, and seem poised to achieve stardom via their […]

FREE TIX: Simone Felice @ First Unitarian

  If The Felice Brothers are kinda/sorta the Second Coming of The Band, then Simone Felice is kinda/sorta the new Levon Helm (God rest his soul). Given that Helm spent the entirety of his post-Band existence not speaking to Robbie Robertson, it’s probably all for the best that Simone left the Felice Brothers and went solo in 2009. He plays First Unitarian on June 1st in support of his swell, just-released solo debut. A hymn-like collection of achingly beautiful downbeat Americana, Simone’s solo debut should be filed somewhere in between Bon Iver’s For Emma, Forever Ago and the last Low […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See Maps & Atlases @ UT

[Artwork by ELI BRUMBAUGH] We have a pair of tix to see everyone’s favorite Windy City weird-beard math-pop indie rockers Maps & Atlases at Union Transfer tomorrow night along with The Big Sleep and Sister Crayon. Because we like you we’re gonna make this super easy. First listener to email us at FEED@PHAWKER.COM with the words MAPS & ATLASES in the subject line wins. Please include a mobile number for confirmation. Good luck and godspeed!

SIDEWALKING: Me And Mrs. Jones

Norah Jones, World Cafe Live, 1:25 PM by AMY SALIT PREVIOUSLY: It’s another lazy Sunday morning coming down. You are awakened by the sunshine streaming through the open windows and the sound of the Brooklyn streets outside coming alive. Oddly, Danger Mouse is laying next to you, on his back, looking up at the ceiling, languidly strumming an elegiac guitar. He acts like you aren’t there. If you listen closely, you can hear a tinkling, Eno-esque piano arpeggio out of the corner of your ear. It sounds, and more importantly feels, like raindrops falling on your head. You roll over […]