JAZZER: Wanna Take You Higher

BY ZIVIT SHLANK Slide trumpeter, composer, bandleader and madman Steven Bernstein is not much interested in convention so much as innovation. The man behind the infamous Sex Mob, has been a ubiquitous part of NYC’s downtown, underground scene since the 90s. He’s been known to merge the traditional, avante garde and free jazz with the soulful funk of Prince, the distinctive grunge of Nirvana, the theatricality of James Bond, even the catchy pop of the Macarena. He’s played with an enviable list of legends including Aretha Franklin, Sam Rivers and Lou Reed. He’s arranged and written for artists such as Marianne Faithful and Rufus Wainright. He’s […]

HOT DOC: You Can’t Pick Your Mother

“While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.” — FRANCES BEAN COBAIN, 4/12/12 PREVIOUSLY: When it comes to letting the world into her private thoughts, Courtney Love and TMI go hand in hand. The Hole singer went on yet another Twitter tirade, this time against ex-Nirvana member Dave Grohl, accusing him of hitting on her 19-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. Needless to […]

THIS JUST IN: Sigur Ros To Blow Mann’s Mind

Sigur Rós will return to North America for their first live shows since 2008 including a stop at The Mann’s all new Skyline Stage July 30th. The trek, which will see the band playing major summer festivals in addition to their own headlining shows, will be in support of their forthcoming sixth studio album, Valtari, released on May 29th, 2012 on XL Recordings. The first track from Valtari, entitled “Ekki múkk,” is now streaming on the band’s website – www.sigurros.com. Tour dates are listed below. Valtari – whose English translation is “steamroller” – is Sigur Rós’s first studio album since […]

Blatstein To Turn Inky Building Into Hotel/Casino

Developing… DAILY NEWS: Philadelphia developer Bart Blatstein wants to build a casino, entertainment and retail complex on the property he now owns along Callowhill Street between Broad and 17th and turn the iconic Inquirer/Daily News building into a hotel. Stretching over three blocks, the development will be anchored by the only downtown casino in a “top five major city,” Blatstein said, and will be a major economic engine in North Philly. The project depends on Blatstein securing the state casino license that is available because of the failure of Foxwoods casino to develop its site along Columbus Boulevard near Tasker. “This […]

PALACE INTRIGUE: Murder! Power! Corruption! Lies! Dead Brit Spy! Commies! Chinese Kleptocracy!

NEW YORKER: The real-life murder mystery unfolding at the highest ranks of the Chinese government—featuring, so far, homicide, MI6, poison, Party infighting, and a police chief whose hobby involves organ transplantation—is not only a political opera that makes Berlusconi’s antics look like community theatre. It’s also the largest Communist Party convulsion since the arrival of the Web, and the juxtaposition between Party orthodoxy and today’s information culture has laid bare a fault line in the future of “enlightened authoritarianism.” Leninist systems are built on secrecy, on a monopoly on information to prevent the wrong ideas from leading the people down […]

INFINITE JUSTICE: Travon Martin Shooter George Zimmerman Charged With 2nd Degree Murder

CBS NEWS: The neighborhood watch volunteer who shot 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was arrested and charged with second-degree murder Wednesday after months of mounting tensions and protests across the country. George Zimmerman, 28, could get up to life in prison if convicted in the slaying of the unarmed black teenager. He is expected to enter a not guilty plea. Special prosecutor Angela Corey announced the charges but would not discuss how she arrived at them or disclose other details of her investigation, saying: “That’s why we try cases in court.” Second-degree murder is typically brought in cases when there is a […]

McDonald’s, Wendy’s & Bill Gates Join ALEC Exodus

MOTHER JONES: McDonald’s, it turns out, isn’t the only fast-food giant to have cut ties with the American Legislative Exchange Council, the corporate-funded organization that writes up model bills for thousands of state lawmakers nationwide. Wendy’s joins a handful of other major food and beverage companies—McDonald’s, Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Kraft—in ditching ALEC. Intuit, which makes the Quicken personal finance software, has also ended its ALEC membership.Wendy’s said on its official Twitter feed on Tuesday night that it, too, had left ALEC. “We decided late 2011 and never renewed this year. It didn’t fit our business needs,” the company tweeted. Wendy’s is […]

CURIOUS GEORGE: Zimmerman’s Lawyers Quit

ABC NEWS: A special prosecutor promised “new information regarding the Trayvon Martin shooting death investigation” within 72 hours, prompting speculation that the alleged shooter, George Zimmerman, could be charged soon. special prosecutor promised “new information regarding the Trayvon Martin shooting death The announcement that the prosecutor, State Attorney Angela Corey, would soon hold a news conference came just hours after Zimmerman’s lawyers said they would no longer represent him. […] The lawyers said they had not spoken to Zimmerman since Sunday, after they set up a website with his father for his legal defense. The following day, Zimmerman announced a […]

ENDGAME: Santorum Suspends Campaign

NEW YORK TIMES: Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign on Tuesday, bowing to the inevitability of Mitt Romney’s nomination and ending his improbable, come-from-behind quest to become the party’s conservative standard-bearer in the fall. “We made a decision over the weekend, that while this presidential race for us is over, for me, and we will suspend our campaign today, we are not done fighting hating,” Mr. Santorum said. MORE ASSOCIATED PRESS: From obscure former senator driving a pickup truck across Iowa, Rick Santorum made a surprising — he calls it miraculous — leap to become the most formidable threat to […]

CONTEST: Win Tix To See The Ting Tings @ The Troc

Wanna a pair of tix to see the Ting Tings at the Troc on Friday April 13th? Of course you do! To win them, all you have to is be the third person to email us at FEED@PHAKWER.COM with the correct answer to the following Ting Tings trivia question: What is the name of Katie White and Jules De Martino’s went-nowhere band just prior to forming The Ting Tings? Hint, they were signed to Mercury Records. Put TING TINGLY in the subject line and include a mobile number for confirmation. Good luck and godspeed, man! PREVIOUSLY: There was a time […]

THE INQUISITION: Pedo Priest Convicted Of CP Possession Was Just Shuffled To Another Church; Nun Who Complained About It To Bevilacqua Fired

ASSOCIATED PRESS: Jurors in a landmark church sex-abuse trial were presented with documents Tuesday outlining the troubled clerical career of a priest who was convicted of child pornography charges yet remained in ministry for years despite similar and repeated complaints. Prosecutors presented years of correspondence from mental health facilities, therapists and church officials regarding Edward DePaoli when he was a priest. The documents, kept in the archdiocese’s secret archives, outlined how DePaoli, after being convicted in federal court of child pornography charges in 1986, went through psychological treatment, rounds of therapy, and a half dozen church assignments for two decades […]