If, like Esquire, we had an annual WOMEN WE LOVE issue, Amy Schumer would be at the top, the bottom and everywhere in between. But we don’t. Instead, we just hire women we love — women who rock, women who rant, women who make us wonder, women who make us worry, women who make milk shoot out our nose on a good day — which, to our mind, is progress. Anyway, let us get down off my Alan Alda soapbox and tell you what I came here to tell you: That we have 20 pairs of tickets to a special advance VIP screening of TRAINWRECK — starring, as you’ve no doubt heard by now, Amy Schumer and Bill Hader and directed by some guy named Judd Apatow — tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Ritz East. All you have to do is win is send us the correct answer to this fill-in the blank question. Recently, Amy famously said: “I’m 160 pounds right now and can catch a _____ whenever I want.” What did Amy say she could catch? If this question offends your delicate sensibilities, you are probably better off skipping the flick. Otherwise, send an email to FEED@PHAWKER.COM with the magic words WRECK ME in the subject line, your full name and a mobile number for confirmation along with the answer to our trivia question. The first 20 readers to email us @ FEED@PHAWKER with the correct answer wins. Good luck and godspeed.