After 13 years and at least as many piercings, Suicide Girls need no introduction, by now you know the drill: sultry tattooed hipster temptress pin-up parade coming to a horny town near you. Ah, the pageantry! The tube socks! The Stormtrooper helmets! These are the droids you have been looking for. God bless their blackened hearts. (Also, belated jeers to the History Channel who decided back in 2012 that having a real live SG on a show called Pawn Stars would somehow sully the high-falutin’ rep of the channel that brought you God, Guns & Automobiles and Biker Battleground Phoenix. Stay classy, History Channel!) Anyway, we have a coupla pairs of tix to giveaway to some lucky Phawker readers. To qualify, all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list (see right, below the masthead) or follow us on Twitter and then drop us a note at FEED@PHAWKER.COM telling us as much or that you already do. Use the magic subject line BLACKHEART BURLESQUE. Please include your full name and a mobile number for confirmation. Good luck and godspeed!
BELLE & SEBASTIAN: Suicide Girl
WARNING: NSFW