If you’ve seen the trailer, you probably can’t wait to see Ben Stiller in the new re-make of THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY — and now you don’t have to! We have several pairs of tickets to give away for a special VIP advance screening 7:30 PM tomorrow night at the Ritz 5. Bet you never thought of yourself as a VIP-advance-screening type of guy/gal — well, you are now! And to think, you’re parents always told you you’d ‘never amount to anything reading that #%$^&ing Phawker.’ And now look at you! A V.I.PEE! Bet they feel pretty dumb right about now. Anyway, to qualify, all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list (see right, below the masthead). Trust us, this is something you want to do. In addition to breaking news alerts and Phawker updates, you also get advanced warning about groovy concert ticket giveaways and other free swag opportunities like this one! After signing up, send us an email at FEED@PHAWKER.COM telling us a much, with the words MITTY ME in the subject line. If you are already on our mailing list, just send us an email @ FEED@PHAWKER.COM saying as much. Either way, please include your full name and a mobile number for confirmation. Good luck and godspeed!