REMINDER: 50 Reasons Why Rush Limbaugh Is A Cancerous Polyp On The Rectum Of American Life

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Rush Limbaugh, aka “Jeff Christie,” circa 1972 with his crippled person puppet, a surefire laugh-getter at parties.

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  1. He asked why no one was referring to convicted molester, Jerry Sandusky, as a “gay guy.” (!) Source
  2. He believes in the “sanctity” and “tradition” of marriage. He knows – he’s been married four times. Source
  3. He called children on assisted lunches “wanton little waifs and serfs.” Source
  4. He called Chris Christie/Obama’s healthy bipartisanship a “Master-Servant” relationship. Source
  5. He called global warning a “hoax.” Source
  6. He called Sandra Fluke a “slut” and “prostitute” when she advocated for birth control. Source
  7. He called undocumented immigrants “invasive species,” “mollusks,” and “spermatozoa.” Source
  8. He compares gay marriage to pedophilia. Source
  9. He defended Joseph Kony, known for the murder/mutilation/torture/rape of 30,000 children in Uganda. Source
  10. He denies guns play any role in domestic violence fatalities. Source
  11. He dodged the draft due to a cyst on his butt – okay his ass. (You can’t make this up.) Source
  12. He does not think women should have insurance-covered birth control, but insurance for Viagra is okay. Source
  13. He has used paid callers, because to them, he is brilliant – like a ‘god!’ Source
  14. He joked about “pressure cookers” a day after Boston bombs killed and mutilated children and adults. Source
  15. He joked and ranted on about an alleged necrophilia law in Egypt. Source
  16. He linked Hawaii Five-O, welfare, Amanda Berry, kidnapped victims and Obama in one show. Source
  17. He linked lesbians with obesity and alcoholism and said they don’t need to care how they look. Source
  18. He mocked the Chinese president and the Chinese language, inciting racial threats. Source
  19. He mocked the cries of children afraid to die, as did those in the Sandy Hook massacre. Source
  20. He mocked the physical symptoms of Parkinson’s Disease and accused Michael J. Fox of faking his illness. Source
  21. He never served in the military yet called soldiers who supported Iraqi withdrawal “phony soldiers.” Source
  22. He promoted the myth that abortions cause cancer. Source
  23. He referenced black U.S. Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, as a slave and asked “who was her owner?” Source
  24. He referred to a transgender as “Add-A-Dick-To-Me-Babe.” Source
  25. He referred to Amy Carter as the most unattractive presidential daughter in American history. Source
  26. He referred to U.S. guards torturing Iraqis as “having a good time” and “blowing off steam.” Source
  27. He said AIDS was caused by promiscuity and would not spread to heterosexuals. Source
  28. He said all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson. Source Source
  29. He said an abortion could be stopped if it occurred with a gun. Source
  30. He said deep down women actually hope for sexual harassment. Source
  31. He said feminism was created to allow ugly women a place in society. Source
  32. He said he hoped President Obama would fail in his presidency. Source
  33. He said he’d move to Costa Rica if Obamacare passed. Source
  34. He said illegal drug users should be ‘sent up’ and jailed. He served no jail time for his drug arrest. Source
  35. He said Mexican immigrants who enter illegally are unwilling to work. Source
  36. He said nicotine has not been proven to be addictive. Source
  37. He said Obama’s “regime” is “tribalizing” America. (Racism meets Nazism.) Source
  38. He said pro-choice advocates are disappointed when abortions don’t happen. Source
  39. He said same-sex marriage could lead to sex with a child. Source
  40. He said there was never a budget surplus under Bill Clinton. Source
  41. He said VAWA was created under the ‘guise’of women being beaten to a pulp. Source
  42. He said what women want, and need, could be discovered by observing his cat (gag alert). Source
  43. He said women live longer than men because their lives are easier. Source
  44. He said, “We need to call Guantanamo a Muslim resort.” (Sociopath) Source
  45. He sang “Barack The Magic Negro” to “Puff The Magic Dragon” (extremely racist audio). Source
  46. He says he’s the least racist host on radio. Source
  47. He sent an entire TV audience away after pro-choice protestors showed up. (Recommend Source.) Source
  48. He showed photos comparing Chelsea Clinton to a dog when she was 13-years-old. Source
  49. He stated that “no one ever said” there was a connection between 911 and Iraq. Source
  50. He told a black female to take the bone out of her nose and call him back. Source

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