Though it sounds like a Guided By Voices song title, this is no lo-fi Buckeye state indie-rock anthem. This is the dark side of stupid pet tricks: A bear and a monkey ride bikes around a track at some animal park in China for the amusement of homo sapiens on their day off from the next sweat shop factory fire. Monkey falls down, bear falls on top and eats monkey for lunch. This is why this kind of barbaric anthropomorphizing needs to be left in the 1800s. Monkeys don’t ride bikes, they eat bananas. Bears don’t ride bikes, they eat monkeys alive. This shit needs to end yesterday.
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