MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

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[Painting by DON COKER]

Eight years to the day that Bush stood on an aircraft carrier and declared ‘Mission Accomplished,’ Osama has reportedly been killed in a firefight with U.S. forces in a mansion in Abbotabad, Pakistan. The U.S. now has custody of his corpse. No U.S. personnel were wounded in the operation.

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