Regarding Jeff Deeney’s painstaking dissection of the DHS budget:
Dear Phawker,
Great work. I also want to say how much I enjoy reading your column on a daily basis Jeff. It’s nice to read a blog that adresses issues such as this rather than just telling me what shitty hipster band is cool this week. Keep it up guys.
–Prof Armitage
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You rule! I like you so much better than Philebrity. Please don’t print my name.
–Jonathan Valania
Dear Phawker,
Why do you have to use the F-word so much?
–Jonathan’s Mother