We are fairly certain that if Martin Luther King came back today and saw how the legacy of the Civil Rights struggle was being manipulated to scare off black voters from pulling the lever for an accomplished and more-than-qualified black candidate — well, he’d probably never stop vomiting. (Yes, we are talking to you, John Street) We’d like to see a commercial standing up for the ‘rights’ of the dead, namely the right to life — arguably the most civil right of them all. The murder rate in the city of Philadelphia just rolled over to 139 140 dead in the first four and a half months of 2007. Among the following are the names, dates and locations behind that statistic. And remember folks, all these people died on John Street’s watch:
KILLADELPHIA: 140 Dead
Monday, April 2nd, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: Homicide # 137 A Done Deal
Sunday, April 29th, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: Death Toll Hits 128; Nutter Calls For Emergency Declaration; Phawker Says ‘Call Superman’
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: Gunfight Erupts Outside Anti-Violence Meeting — With Cops In Attendance
Friday, April 20th, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: Meet Akbar The Fireman MC — Savin’ Little Kittens In Trees, Wastin’ Pigs, Keepin’ It Real
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: When You Kill A Man, You Kill The Hopes & Dreams Of All The Kids Who Counted On Him
Friday, April 13th, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: ‘Jesus Christ Died For Something, I Suppose’
Monday, April 9th, 2007
KILLADELPHIA: Sixth Borough Reprazent!*
Saturday, March 31st, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Murder, Mayhem And The True Blue American Values Of Transgressive Marketing
Friday, November 24th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Whatever Happens In North Philly No Longer Staying In North Philly
Monday, November 13th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Is That A Gun Under Your Crested Blazer Or Are Just REALLY Pissed To See Me?
Thursday, January 18th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Cops Bag Third Trophy Kill Of The Year
Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Suicide By Cop Done ‘By The Book,’ Say Experts
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Suicide By Cop Outside The Gallery
Monday, January 15th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Two Damn Fools Shoot Each Other Over How Tall James Brown Was, Not Was
Thursday, January 11th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Vowing To End Blizzard Of Hot Lead, Dueling Mayoral Candidates Show Off Battle Scars From Back When They Were KEEPIN’ IT REAL, Yo
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Death Knocks On Door Of Oxford Circle Man, Described As Tall, Dark And Evil
Monday, January 8th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Two Teens & Amputee Critically Wounded In West Philly Trifecta After Chinese Takeout Spat
Thursday, December 28th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Slayer Bells Ringing Out In Point Breeze OR The Mysterious Xmas Death of #402
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Homicide #394 A Done Deal
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Lil’ Wayne Concert First Casualty of 215 “Stop n’ Frisk”; Rapper Cancels Show To Keep It Real
Monday, December 18th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Eagles Scout Gets Bad Report Card, Shoots Self In Head Between Classes
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Baghdad-Like Body Count Marks New LOW, Could Set Record If We All Try REAL Hard
Monday, December 11th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Man Shoots ‘Cheerleaders’ Lapdancer In Bizarre Murder-Suicide Death-By-Stripper Attempt
Friday, December 8th, 2006
GUNCRAZY: Villanova Campus Locked Down After Gunman Shoots At Cops 10 Times Then Audits A Few Classes
Thursday, December 7th, 2006
KILLADELPHIA: Sixth Borough Reprazent!*
Saturday, March 31st, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Robbery Attempt Leaves Teen Paralyzed
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
GUNCRAZY 2: Cops ‘Put Down’ Gun-Wielding Motorist
Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Peace Through Superior Firepower?
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: THE BABY FACE OF EVIL
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Number 84 Bagged Near City Hall
Monday, March 19th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: SEPTA Rider Shot In The Head, Twice
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Son In Kabul Safer Than Mom In Mantua?
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Two More Dead Since You Went To Bed
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: The Cos In Town To Diss Thug Life
Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Cop Describes Shipyard Shootout
Thursday, February 15th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: MASSACRE AT THE SHIPYARD, 4 DEAD
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Cops Bag 4th Dubious Trophy Kill Of The Year
Monday, February 12th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Andy Reid’s Sons Disarmed?
Thursday, February 1st, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Dad To Seven Year Old: “Go To Your Grandmother’s House, I Am Going To Kill Your Mom”
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
GUNCRAZY: We’re Number One! We’re Number One!
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
GUNCRAZY: Son Who Shot Stepdad, Repeatedly, Over Denial Of Laundry Privileges, Still At Large
Thursday, January 25th, 2007
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