1. We are called Birds of Maya because we thought that was a good name.
2. No, that is not a stupid name for a band and it is what? of you to say that.
3. We are a band because we’re 3 dudes who like hanging out and playing music.
4. If we were not a band, we would be 3 dudes who like hanging out.
5. People say we sound like Stoner Rock.
6. But really we sound like 9th graders covering ZZ Top songs.
7. If the cops searched our van, they would find… we don’t have a van.
8. The first thing we’re gonna do once we become bigger than Jesus is apologize.
1. We are called Drums like Machine Guns because [burp.]
2. No, that is not a stupid name for a band and it is erudite of you to say that.
3. We are a band because we are bored.
4. If we were not a band, we would be skateboarding.
5. People say we sound like crazy voices in a movie guy’s head.
6. But really we sound like Kraftwork making violent love to Ted Nugent.
7. If the cops searched our van, they would find Omar keeping it real.
8. The first thing we’re gonna do once we become bigger than Jesus is high five Jesus.
1. We are called Total Fucking Destruction because the dead are uncounted and forgotten. a sense of dread for the future is common, but don’t worry!!! total fucking destruction will not happen in an instant. relax! ?and enjoy the slow motion apocalypse that is unfolding before us: total fucking destruction is a poem that is a lifetime long! what we do is secret and will disappear with us when we are gone. our songs are true stories of life in the global techno/military/entertainment complex and represent the future/present of human civilization. our art is both the music and the message. our art is our only possible response to the complicated questions that post-modern society asks of the individual human. total fucking destruction is everything, all of the time and we long to create a poetry that addresses the reality of the future: a global deathlike silence. we are all soldiers serving the glory of the corporate world-state in the times of the 4th world war. there is no respect for the individual human, no time, no prisoners, no time like the present time for a party, fuck yeah! Total fucking destruction is driven to create temporary autonomous zones where we can celebrate the end of times in the style of Babylon together with other like-minded individuals — because we are all Elvis now. we are all uncounted and forgotten?