SPOLIER ALERT: Look Who’s In The Black Lodge



David Lynch ratcheted up the mind-bending weirdness to 11 last night on the two-hour debut of the long-awaited third season of Twin Peaks: pie, logs, dwarves, dead blue prom queen wrapped in plastic, Dracula, bigfoot, UFOs, Trump and the Saudis in the Black Lodge doing God knows what with some kind of illuminated orb…OK, you caught me, haven’t watched it yet.