Dear Daily News, There Are A Million Front Page Stories In The Naked City But This Isn’t One Of Them

Message to the Daily News: There are bajillions of buck naked babes on the Internet, and the people who like that sort of thing don’t go to big city tabloids to find them. Simply put, that’s not why people read newspapers. Most people who still read newspapers are old fashioned enough to think they should be full of, like, news. Please go find some. We will give you points for the ‘Yogi Bare’ pun, though.

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