Pepsi actually paid somebody good money to do this? Reminds us of that dream date with Madonna back around the time of the Sex book that went horribly awry. Let’s just say it left a bad taste in our mouth.*
*Just to be clear, we were being facetious. We have never had a dream date, nor any other kind of date, with Madonna, nor has she ever urinated on or in us. We apologize in advance for any distress this misunderstanding might have created.