Well, it’s that time of the month again. Oh boy, that didn’t come out right. What I meant to say is that Philadephia’s favorite trash-glitz drag troupe, the Dumpsta Players are putting on their monthly showcase of dirty, nasty, salacious satire. This month, it’s “Dial C for Chardonna!” Philly-gone-bad relationships with a Hitchcock lemony-twist of menace and horror. Chardonna Jenkins has been a little careless with her extra-erotic dalliances, as her bellicose beau, Rocco Rigatoni, caught her making whoopee one night with another guy. On a wave of rage, Rocco strikes a deal with Psycho’s Norman Bates to kill each other’s girls. Not a soul is safe, not even the soulless pop-sensation Lady Cacca. Many will be encountered; few will make it out alive. Or will they? Will Rocco and Norman exact their bloody revenge, or with the ladies show the guys who’s running the show? Find out tonight at, “Dial C forChardonna.” Always a good time with the Dumpsta Players. I’ll see ya there. — AARON STELLA
10pm doors, 11pm showtime-sharp! @ Bob & Barbara’s 1509 South Street Info: 215-545-4511 www.dumpstaplayers.org $1.99 cover.