When Bad Tattoos Happen To Dumb Good People

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THE TELEGRAPH: Kimberley Vlaminck had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered. The Belgian blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions. Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then said she would sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed. She said after the tattooing last week: “It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.” But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing. Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.” MORE

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DAILY MAIL: Courtney Love has an unfortunate habit of looking unwell a lot of the time. But as she visited a bank in New York today, the wife of the late Kurt Cobain sparked more concern than usual for her well-being. In a sleeveless dark blue tank top, the 44-year-old’s shockingly bony arms were exposed – and there doesn’t appear to be much meat on her PVC legs either. MORE

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