9:32 PM Amy: HEY
I’m twittering hillary’s speech if you want to take it
9:33 PM me: SURE
Amy: ok she’s starting to speak now
9:34 PM me: mention this
I figured out how to do it
9:35 PM Amy: shh listening
9:36 PM me: sho shtupid
don’t brag about WVA and Kentucky
Amy: no you!
right because even when she wins it doesn’t count
me: blame Harold Ickes
9:37 PM he’s on the rules committee
Amy: oh i know
me: he’s a dick
shtupid primary schedule
but Obama’s peeps outhunk em
she ran the old the race
Amy: he got ulucky
me: and he ran the new one
luck is always part of it
9:38 PM gaaaaaa
me: don’t cry for me West Virginia
this is NOT a concession speech
9:39 PM true enough
More of the popular vote? Um, except not actually
but you enjoy that HIllary
Amy: 18 fucking million bitch
me: man, they fail math
Amy: so when we talk about party unity it’s about how HE is going to make nice with US, not the other way around
our boobs are as big as our brains
9:40 PM me:
we should be twittering togther
Amy: that sounds dirty!
let’s DO IT
9:41 PM i don’t think you can joint twitter
I’ve joint twittered with plenty of babes!
Amy: i hope you used protection
me: just the Internet, baby
9:42 PM Amy: ooh yeah
9:43 PM me:
does she see ANY black people?
9:45 PM Oh boy
here it comes: What she wants
9:46 PM EVITA
She wants everyone to share her experience?
$12 million campaign debt for every american?
me: good one, Mrs. Z
9:47 PM me: Obama just emailed me
9:48 PM he’s about to take the stage
damn, he’s good
Amy: he better wait until she’s done
me: she’s got two minutes according to his email
Amy: i’ll smack the ugly right off him
9:49 PM me: ah, the Catholic kiss up, she got the Rosary in there
9:50 PM Amy: making no decisions tonight!
make him EARN IT
me: earn what?
act like it
me: yeah, what else can you say to that
her new slogan, how fitting
9:51 PM Amy: no here’s the thing
this is actually brilliant
now she can dangle her endorsement and make a HUGE deal out of it
me: poor sportsmanship
Amy: soak it for a week or so
it’s fucking poltics
me: by all means it should continue to be about HER
for another week
what would the GOP do?
9:52 PM jesus
where does the air of entitlement end
9:54 PM did she just say suckered?
suckered from seizures?
Health care for all, I heard that in 1992
I was that woman
me: but I was a man
Amy: back in a bit
john just got home, gotta feed him
9:55 PM Back to the kitchen!
HOT DOC: Letter From St. Paul
I’m about to take the stage in St. Paul and announce that we have won the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.
It’s been a long journey, and we should all pause to thank Hillary Clinton, who made history in this campaign. Our party and our country are better off because of her.
I want to make sure you understand what’s ahead of us. Earlier tonight, John McCain outlined a vision of America that’s very different from ours — a vision that continues the disastrous policies of George W. Bush.
But this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page on the policies of the past and bring new energy and new ideas to the challenges we face. Our time to offer a new direction for the country we love.
It’s going to take hard work, but thanks to you and millions of other donors and volunteers, no one has ever been more prepared for such a challenge.
Thank you for everything you’ve done to get us here. Let’s keep making history.