IN THE FAST LANE: Corporate Media Will Eat Itself

alyciaswag.jpegamyzquinn.thumbnail.jpgBY AMY Z. QUINN Talk about buzzkill. This time yesterday, I sat down to write one of my snarky open letter thingies to Alycia Lane. Something about how it’s never OK to punch a cop, even a bitchy female one who’s getting in your face, but that if Lane was trying to exert her journalistic rights in taking pictures of an altercation, then maybe — just maybe — she’d be able to save her $700,000 a-year job. I mean, around the time of Rich Eisen-gate, I started to really believe someone up in NYC (a frenemy from Ronkonkoma still upset that she didn’t get to sit at Lane’s lunch table in high school, maybe?) had it in for her. Oh, I was having fun with it, alright: Overpaid TV babe + low-rent DJ boyfriend + alcohol + cops? It writes itself, people.Then she called the governor, and the whole thing went from you-ignorant-slutville to career suicide. Was Missusalycialanenypostcropped.jpg Booker’s post-bailout call to Rendell about the city’s gun crisis, or the casino controversy, or why the PPA hasn’t fulfilled its obligations to Philadelphia’s public schools? Because any one of the above would have been a legitimate reason for the most visible (and likely among the highest-paid) female journalist in town to call the governor. Pleading your case to save your ass isn’t, even using the Mississippi River-broad definition of “journalist” necessary when discussing local news anchors, or if you use the “Ukee Washington” rationale — meaning, why not go right to the top?As of this writing, Lane is inexplicably still on staff at CBS3 and somewhere, Gail Shister’s brain is about to explode. (There was also talk of Lane trying to call Sen. Vince Fumo, who famously (and unsuccessfully) once tried to woo Lane, but that seems less ethically troubling than it does colossally desperate. Forget the bikini pics, I’d pay good money for a tape of that phone call.)alyciadogsweater.jpegBy 11 p.m. Monday, Lane had been excised from CBS3 promos and the station’s holiday special and is off the air for the forseeable future, but she still has her job, her online bio box still listing Diane Sawyer and Judy Woodruff as professional role models. Like I said, it almost writes itself. Stay tuned — I’m sure there will be an update about this on tonight’s news broadcasts, hopefully AFTER the updates on the 4-year-old who shot himself to death and the Conshohocken mom stomped to death over takeout food while her seven-year-old-son watched. RELATED: ‘Free Alycia’ Swag RELATED: Alycia Lane Bikini Pix

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