FOR THOSE ABOUT TO D’OH: We Salute You

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OUR ONE WORD SIMPSONS MOVIE REVIEW: Ha-ha!*

*In the voice of Nelson Muntz

Spoiler Alert: All the dirty details after the jump…

Bart writes I WILL NOT ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE on the chalkboard during the opening credits; Homer adopts a pig; Ned Flanders adopts Bart; Springfield is the most polluted city on the planet and borders on Nevada, Ohio, Kentucky and Maine; Arnold is the President of the United States; Kent Brockman uses Botox; Ralph Wiggum turns gay after seeing Bart naked; the two Springfield cops are also gay; Moe wears Duff tighty-whities; Marge leaves Homer; Homer trips again and discovers what an ‘epiphany’ is; Grandpa speaks in tongues; Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel was once beaten in a game of tic tack toe by a chicken; Homer gives the finger; Marge says ‘Goddamn’; Otto roasts a bowl; Dr. Nick dies; Martin kicks Jimbo’s ass; Santa’s Little Helper confesses to having “done things no dog should have to do and that will haunt me forever”; Ned tells Rod and Todd that when they get to heaven and meet Jesus, “be sure to call him Mr. Christ.”

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