POPPED! FESTIVAL PICKS: BARKING SPIDERS, NORMAL LOVE, BEAR IS DRIVING

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NOTE: All week we will be sharing reponses to our Popped! band-libs

Barking Spiders
1. We are called
Barking Spiders [pictured, above]
because it’s what grandpa called farts.
2. No, that is not a stupid name for a band and it is correct of you to say that.

3. We are a band because we are good friends.

4. If we were not a band, we would be another band.

5. People say we sound like lawn mower.

6. But really we sound like jet ski’s.

7. A year ago we were online dating and now we’re married.

8. If the cops searched our van, they would find empties, reggae, love.

9. The first thing we’re gonna do once we become bigger than Jesus is blog.

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Normal Love 
1. We are called Normal Love because it makes sense.
 2. No, that is not a stupid name for a band and it is so phawker.com of you to say that.
 3. We are a band because it was meant to be. 

4. If we were not a band, we would be still playing in all our other bands. 
5. People say we sound like prog. 
6. But really we sound like anti-prog. 
7. A year ago we were getting there and now we're closer. 
8. If the cops searched our van, they would find that its a rental. 
9. The first thing we're gonna do once we become bigger than Jesus is
 change our name to Wolf Pussy. 

Bear is Driving

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1. We are called Bear is Driving because the name that can be named is not the
 eternal name.
2. No, that is not a stupid name for a band and it is heretical of you to say that.
3. We are a band because of the ancient rites celebrated by druids two 
thousand years ago.
4. If we were not a band, we would be on a mighty quest.
5. People say we sound like the way a rainbow looks.
6. But really we sound like the way a rainbow feels.
7. A year ago we were practicing in a mold infested basement and now we're happy to be out of that shithole.
8. If the cops searched our van, they would find all those Girl Scout 
bodies and a million milkshake cups.
9. The first thing we're gonna do once we become bigger than Jesus 
is kill off those last two Beatles.

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