HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: Supreme Court Takes ‘Bonghits 4 Jesus’ Case, After Telling NY TIMES They Don’t DO Press Freedom Cases; LORD HELP US!

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WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court stepped into a dispute over free speech Friday involving a suspended high school student and his banner that proclaimed “Bong Hits 4 Jesus.”

The justices agreed to hear the appeal by the Juneau, Alaska, school board and principal Deborah Morse of a lower court ruling that allowed the student’s civil rights lawsuit to proceed. The school board hired former Whitewater prosecutor Kenneth Starr to argue its case to the high court.

Morse suspended Frederick after he displayed the banner, with its reference to marijuana use, when the Olympic torch passed through Juneau in 2002 on its way to the Winter Games in Salt Lake City.

SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCER: What Would Jesus Do? More Bong Hits, Prolly, Hell His Dad Invented The Shit! Why Don’t You Arrest HIM?
NY TIMES: Freedom Of The Press? HUH! What Is It Good For? ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN’! Say It Again!
WORLD AUDIT PRESS FREEDOM: Land Of The Free Ranks Just 11th In The World, Right Behind Germany But Ahead Of Estonia And Jamaica! Hooray for 11th Place!
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